Not cruel enough, try offering a fry through the window. After failing, eat the fry then offer another one.
This seagull is gonna teach his kids bout you
Lmao I had the same the other day except it was fried chicken.

“What the fuck? Some kind of force field has been erected around the food!”
I would throw a fry at the window.
They’re not looking at you. They’re still looking at the food.
Seething Seagull!
This is the next Ubuntu release.
Honesty should be.
My fav Mega Man boss
After you beat him you win a sharp beak and the ability to subsist on beach trash.
Mine?
Fuck.
Mine?
Fuck.
Mine?
Fuck.
this has serious jurassic park vibes 😄
I’m honestly surprised the windshield doesn’t have a crack in it, from where seagull tried to peck.
Seagulls are just flying rats so who cares what they think








