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beep@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 hours ago

That feeling when you convince everyone, your companies are worth 25x their annual revenue, for the fourth time

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That feeling when you convince everyone, your companies are worth 25x their annual revenue, for the fourth time

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beep@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 hours ago
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cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/shit/p/1191421/that-feeling-when-you-convince-everyone-your-companies-are-worth-25x-their-annual-revenu

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    My controversial opinion:

    We did this with sci-fi.

    Too many people think their future actually looks like Star Trek or Mars terraforming movies or whatever, and buy Musk’s claim he’s going to make humanity an interplanetary race.

    But it doesn’t work like that.

    Space travel is impossibly hard. It is just impractical for human bodies, as they exist now, outside of specific scientific missions. Physics dictates that it is expensive. Quantify it, and basically, civilization woukd have to advance to a point where our Earth problems are already trivial to even begin mass manned space travel.


    Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for drone work in space, crazy science missions, and beautiful, hopeful speculative sci fi.

    But I feel like the population needs a cold bucket of water. Space travel is not going to save us; Earth is all we got for now.

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      Needs more Joker. Not the meme, the literal, actual Joker.

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  • Absurdly Stupid @lemmy.world
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    I have no economic knowledge or trading ability, here’s my very important prediction…

    …this is a huge rug pull and the billionaires in on it are going to make a lot of money.

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    Man this is great! My theory is the simulation ends when the first person hits a trillion. If that’s the case then this hellscape is almost over everyone! Someone finally won the damn game and we can all log out!

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      That was the case, but they got a new grant and now the simulation goes to quadrillion

    • rollerbang@lemmy.world
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      A theoretical trillion or a real trillion though?

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      Somebody’s been watching Sword Art Online.

    • garbage_world@lemmy.world
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      Elon Musk is already worth over trillion

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        The game rules were written using the long scale, so the guy is actually becoming the first billionaire.

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        Yea, we should be getting the server is going down message any time now, right? …. Right guys? guys?

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      Aahh man so then we all gotta start fresh on a new server? Geez never a relaxing moment

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        I’m ready for a new game - this one sucks

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          monkey paw: New Game +,

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              No health Regen this time, every scratch bleeds you to death. You can still keep your stuff from the previous game 😘

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          Yeah this one is so buggy and I swear I have like 2000ms

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      MBS has been there for a while

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        MBS?

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          Saudi Arabia’s king.

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      Indistinguishable from people who say we need to create greater Israel so that God ends the world

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        Well that’s a huge reach off of a shit post.

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          Taking that awfully seriously for a shitpost

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    When this bubble pops we are all fucked.

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      Not everyone, just the avarage person. Billionaires will be just fine and completely safe frome the consequences.

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    The face of delight.

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      “Am I shitting my pants right now or is someone else shitting them?”

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        Donnie is understandably mad that Elon interrupted his work-time nap.

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    You mean Tesla, right?

    Because SpaceX just got 25% over their 94x guess…

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    I don’t think the average trader is convinced of this at all. I think they just know to buy in early to ride the hype, then sell it once the hype dies down. Short term gains.

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    And if their value drops, just have your other company bail them out for triple their value and make your company double in value! Woooo!

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    25 P/E ratio isn’t even that bad, especially for a tech company

    100 on the other hand…

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    I wish Elmo will be the first trillionare to be shot in the neck

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    What is the normal ratio of annual revenue to valuation?

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      10x is considered normal for big corpos.
      For growing companies and startups with (perceived) bright future it can go up to 40x, but only for a short time during initial growth stage.

      Edit: SpaceX P/E ratio at the IPO is 94. Which is insane.

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      Nvidia trades at x22

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      10x

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      Something bellow 4. Something bellow 7 in industries that need a lot of capital to make a little revenue.

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        4 P/E would be insane. Please show me a health company in any time in modern history with the P/E ratio that low.

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          Everybody here is talking about P/S, not P/E.

          SpaceX P/E is negative.

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    It’ll tank once it’s absorbed into the Nasdaq 100 in a few weeks.

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    Be careful, player two will tap in.

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