ptu@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 天前True words of wisdomsopuli.xyzimagemessage-square46fedilinkarrow-up1462arrow-down13
arrow-up1459arrow-down1imageTrue words of wisdomsopuli.xyzptu@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 天前message-square46fedilink
minus-squarePainInTheAES@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up78·4 天前It’s only when you poo standing that you realize how much you spatter
minus-squareBut_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·4 天前That first shart is like a shotgun
minus-squareflint@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 天前I was going to say shitgun, but it felt too on the nose. You sir/ma’m found the sweetspot [chef’s kiss]
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 天前This is Sea Parks reminder to all guests that the first three rows are a splash zone
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 天前You know what don’t tell me I’ll figure it out. First you shoot your slug, then you go buck. Right? That sounds right.
minus-squareJax@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·4 天前The cycle of life, and death. Born to shit, forced to wipe.
minus-squaresnoons@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-24 天前I clean the toilet seat with the blood of my enemies.
How do you shit?
It’s only when you poo standing that you realize how much you spatter
That first shart is like a shotgun
You mean a shartgun
I’ll allow it
Bird shot super spread
I was going to say shitgun, but it felt too on the nose. You sir/ma’m found the sweetspot [chef’s kiss]
This is Sea Parks reminder to all guests that the first three rows are a splash zone
Slug or buckshot?
You know what don’t tell me I’ll figure it out. First you shoot your slug, then you go buck. Right? That sounds right.
The cycle of life, and death. Born to shit, forced to wipe.
I clean the toilet seat with the blood of my enemies.