He sure does like to pretend he’s the latter

She says “i wanna go somewhere I never been” i say “try the kitchen”

Take my wife, please!

There’s a place in my city that has all the classic consoles for people to play at their table. There’s another place that’s just pinball machines

Will they be a split location so my kids could be playing their lame games while I play street fighter?

Nuremberg

So many people will hopefully sue and get settlements down the line, i just wish the global community could punish the US for all this bullshit

Here’s my thing with therapy. I know the issue, i know what’s wrong with me, and I know what I’m supposed to do to fix it, i just don’t. I can’t see how therapy will help beyond what I’ve got

They needed an inquiry for this? If the British showed up, they tried to genocide, that’s just what they do

What else did everyone else have for dinner today?

Im feeling this way while playing AC Shadows. I just killed two dozen guys to get to a dude I decided to spare

They forgot to hang up after ordering the pizzas. Domino’s guy heard the whole thing.

Never eat a Goron’s lunch

Whatever. For as long as trump is around, nothing he says matters, the US can’t be trusted and I will continue to go out of my way to avoid American products. The first step to fixing relations with Canada is getting rid of Trump. Nothing will even begin to be fixed until then

Not really. They spend a lot of taxpayer money on these useless, inbred royals. Money that should instead go to the people.

It’s so freaking weird that in 2025 we still have these inbred families we’re supposed to believe are better than all of us and we should worship them because, reasons. And even worse, there are a bunch of people who like having a family of useless people to worship and will continue to defend monarchy

The inside corner of his shoes were warped and smashed because he’d just slip his feet into his shoes and wiggle em in. Dude was so lazy I was convinced he never washed his water bottle and had mono or something cause the dude even spoke slow, like Kevin from the office

I literally had this argument with the coworker who would eat other people’s food:

“ did you eat my fucking sandwich??”

“Oh. It was yours?”

“Why the fuck would you do that??”

“Well i didn’t know it was yours”

“But you knew for certain it wasn’t YOURS, since you didn’t make and bring it!”

“People should label stuff if they don’t want it to get eaten”

Most frustrating person i ever met. Laziest fuck ever too. This guy couldn’t walk without dragging his feet

Praying for another Christoper Dorner

We’re there now. Im indigenous Central American but live in Canada. I have tattoos, and a ton of anti trump stuff on my phone. If I tried to enter the us I would immediately get hauled off and tossed in a gulag, back to a Central American shithole like where I started