My kids are respectful but they’re kids and I have an autistic 4 year old who is so cute and cuddly but he has the energy of a thousand suns, one time he was skipping around, hopping over cracks in the sidewalk and being happy and laughing loud, we go to a store and hes asking me a million questions and laughing and talking loud while being energetic and hopping. this one old Karen tells me I need to keep him quieter and calm, because he is disturbing others by laughing and being a kid. Without skipping a beat i said “well good thing hes a kid, the world belongs to the kids, not miserable Old people who are gonna die any day now” She had that look that if she were wearing a monocle it would have popped out.

I have long hair but I touch up my undercut every other week or so, i just do it myself

They’re also so stupid that if you give em a plate of eucalyptus they’re like “the hell is this?”

Fossils many times are more than bones and we get actual imprints of their whole tail or other parts of them

In other news, John Wayne Gacy also thinks the Netflix doc about him was defamatory.

Probably sent out an in house memo after telling them not to worry, it’s all PR

Why didn’t the shooter save us and shoot this man too?

Like some guy doing a Yosemite Sam and just jumping around with guns?

“Let me just clean my rifle on the roof of this school building, what could go… OH FUCK!”

What kinda psycho took all that time to draw that grooming picture?

Can we stark calling the shooter Mario? I wish he had a better escape plan like a janitor outfit and beard

Why should they? He wasn’t an elected official in Europe, he wasnt a world leader or a diplomat. He was some influencer, a dirtbag that spread racism and hate for money. He was Logan Paul basically, why would a parliament have a silence for him??

Never argue with MAGA, at least not with facts. Best way is to out stupid and confuse them. “ANTIFA HAD KIRK KILLED” “It was actually the flat earth society, they’re paid by soros and wanted Kirk to keep quiet about how democrats are using bluey to make your kids gay”

Spellcraft isnt an exact science, sometimes you want long thumbs and you end up with a fountain of blood from your throat

What has taking the high ground against conservatives gotten anyone? It’s gotten us to 2025

Stop playing nice with Nazis

They’re gonna do what they were always going to do. They have been rounding up and disappearing people including children, what other evil are they gonna do that they weren’t already gearing up for?

What was the question he was asked?

Trump was like “how do I distract everyone from the Epstein files??… shoot Charlie!”

Better a dead martyr than a live president

If Charlie Kirk were here he would tell you to shut your liberal whore mouth and respect the second amendment! Dude went out the way he wanted, with the freedom to own guns in tact