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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 23 days ago

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 23 days ago
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  • ddplf@szmer.info
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    23 days ago

    Driving a vehicle with extremely loud exhaust through residential areas after midnight should be recognized as an extremely harmful and antisocial behavior and be punished by imprisonment at least for a few weeks.

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      Objectively true. Except 9pm cause I go to bed at a reasonable time to get my proper 8 hours sleep.

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        23 days ago

        How about any time because some people work odd hours or nights.

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          I was trying not to go “too far” and be called ragebait, but I agree.

          ALL noisy cars need to fuck off, whether they came from the factory like that, or you installed some “thing”.

          Also fuck the guy around the corner with a dilapidated house but a new Harley in the driveway, revving it whenever someone walks by. I can see your attic through your missing shingles, my guy.

        • BloodMuffin@lemmy.ca
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          23 days ago

          nah, screw them

          /j

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          22 days ago

          How about anytime because some people have ears and want to keep their hearing.

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      22 days ago

      Why limit it to exhaust? Blaring music is also very bad.

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    • AeronMelon@lemmy.world
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      I was gonna say that guy looked familiar.

      • Sundray@lemmus.org
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        23 days ago

        He’s famous!

  • Banana@sh.itjust.works
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    23 days ago

    This explains most of your posts

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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      23 days ago

      Thank you

  • Spooge@lemmy.world
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    23 days ago

    Lunar landing deniers are worse for the gene pool than people with Down’s syndrome.

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      23 days ago

      How about anyone from this video.

      https://youtu.be/UGhGBBQKzAA?si=la3tdIX1eraTWRIg

    • Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip
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      Can’t land on the moon if the earth is flat! Checkmate! /s

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      23 days ago

      Yeah I could see that

    • AppleTea@lemmy.zip
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      Blaming learned behaviors and beliefs on genetics is stupid behavior and only reinforces eugenicist assumptions about humanity.

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        Oh, ok. Thanks.

        Have you ever once TRIED to step away from being an internet contrarian douche?

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          …is that not in the spirit of the original post we’re commenting on?

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            21 days ago

            AND I BAITED YOU! HAH! GOT YOU, YOU SNAKE IN THE GRASS!

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              snafued

              coaxed, even

  • Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world
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    Im pretty sure I fought this guy in Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. He is a beast

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    POOR PEOPLE ARE UNETHICAL IF THEY HAVE CHILDREN!!

    Please debate my true position in the comments.

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      IT IS TOTALLY ETHICAL TO BE POOR AND HAVE CHILDREN. THEM KIDS HAD IT COMING OR I WOULDN’T HAVE TAKEN THEM.

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      It is our collective responsibility to keep children out of poverty, regardless of the circumstances of their birth. There, your position is now true.

    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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      You can literally just wait the fuck up, and you will be wealthier than you would be without children. THEN you can have children. Anything else is catastrophic child abuse.

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    23 days ago

    Past a certain age, you can’t tell if someone is rage baiting or just fed up with life

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      You mean it’s normal?

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        22 days ago

        The thinking, mentality and emotions about all this are normal … I know, because I’m getting to the age and experience in life that I feel this way too sometimes …

        … the part that is not normal is that many of these people choose not to be polite, considerate, accommodating, compassionate, empathetic or kind and keep these thoughts and ideas to themselves.

        Think about it … if I applied every idea or thought that you thought was a good idea, it would satisfy a good percentage of everyone, but it would not be suitable for everyone. The same thing applies to everyone else’s ideas or thoughts. None of our individual ideas will ever perfectly mesh with everyone in society … we all have to learn to accept and live with the idea that we all have to live within certain limits and learn to accommodate others around us and hope that they do the same for us.

        We all have to compromise a little bit for one another and that way, we all get to live in a little bit of peace … because due to human nature and our ever expanding ability to screw with one another in ever more creative ways, it’s the best we can hope for.

        Perhaps the first step towards any kind of sanity in all this is in first understanding that this is how we all are.

      • Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works
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        Yes

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    Honestly, when I encounter people like that, I just block them and forget that they ever existed.

    I usually attempt to either confirm that they are trolling or evil or misinformed, but once I have done, you know, 20% of the amount of effort to get to the bottom of things and I still don’t really feel convinced one way or the other, I just block them.

    Oh well, we won’t have any further conversations. Oh darn, oh no.

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      Yep I’ve had a lot of those. Also people who just want to argue for the sake of arguing. You can tell they don’t really have an interest in the position they’re holding at all. It’s kind of different from ragebaiting? Frustration baiting I guess? They just never listen to reason or deliberately misinterpret what you say to energy vampire the will the argue out of you.

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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      I only do it in this community because this is the place for it

  • hedge_lord@lemmy.world
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    Haha lol Jk bro I was kidding and you totally fell for it bro I wasn’t serious at all (unless…?)

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    What if people on lemmy shitpost are suffering from long bouts of constipation and not realizing they are taking things way to seriously?

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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      Some are

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        Offer them some water soluble fiber.

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    I mean it can be both

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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      No

  • BNE@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    then OP is simply da big stupid 🤷‍♂️

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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      True

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    “Rage Bait” is typically more like this

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    Religions are a cancer to society

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      But one more than the others

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        That one unnamed mix of mormonism, scientology, and wahhabism practiced by exactly 6.5 people in France.

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          so what, they believe in the Abrahamic deity + thetans?

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            Yse! And also this hyperbolic religion would practice…

            Anti-innovation of wahhabism,
            Sexism of wahhabism and mormonism,
            Racism of mormonism,
            Cult-iness of mormonism and scientology,
            Business approach of scientology.

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              Hey now!

              Mormonism also has a business characteristics.

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    How did you turn my phone screen into a mirror?

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