“Loser gets pregnant”
I found out that I’m the only person in my HS friend group without kids, and it did make me feel a bit like I’d won something.
some real omegaverse shit
GO! 🏁🎬
I have exactly the opposite problem 😭
Oops, all bottoms.
Okay, whatever turns them on I guess
Is this what happens when two tops go home together?
The chances of two tops finding each other and deciding to hook up must near zero
“You win sex against a man, that’s the straightest thing there is”
Is this from Always Sunny?
30 Rock, Will Arnett plays a gay version of Jack and it’s hilarious.
One has to wonder what human society would be like if this was the normal mode of human reproduction. No sexes or genders for people to argue over, just every pregnancy beginning and ending in a screaming, sweaty, bloody mess.
I imagine it would have significantly more of a Klingon vibe
Martok: I will stab you.
Gowron: With your d’k tahg, right? Right?
Or a Moclan one.
Klingons would be way cooler if they were also hermaphroditic+obligate fight-fuckers
Stealing for my biopunk romance novel.
Dang, he who gets spread gets bred. Law of the jungle baby.
Blast from the past!
honestly it’d be cool as hell if humans could do this
We have the technology
I don’t think we have the technology to instantly change someones gender by penetrating them
Maybe you don’t
looks like you need to read more junji ito
Me n the boys on a typical Friday night
I wish I was a flatworm “Oh no, I have accidentally lost and gotten pregante”
“Mpreg me, worm-daddy!”
Oh, so that hentai doujin of futanari wasn’t mere fiction, but based on true facts!
“penis fencing” is how I’ve heard it described before. That makes me laugh. Like when you used to "figh"t streams as a kid
I heard “dick jousting” before…
