“…so usually ≥2 of those conditions are met?”

angry lab safety manager

my (uneducated) guess is some combination of catering to degraded attention spans, intentional manipulation of that degraded attention by malicious actors, and somehow it’s more profitable for the media companies to do news like this

fluorine does not enjoy being pinned on things and if you make it angry enough it’ll catch on fire

a heterocycle, being an energy dense hydrocarbon, is an unfun thing to have near angry fluoride

“pin the fluorine on the heterocycle” ooh my favorite party game

me and the other monsterfuckers:

i like superheated steam treated (Silk, Westsoy, Trader Joe’s) and freshly made Asian style

but if it’s not treated nor fresh, lipoxygenase wreaks havoc on the oils and makes it godawful yeah

half of the things i want to say (if I’m lucky) because my brain produces an endless torrent of meaningless overshare-y bullshit that I just have to desperately try to keep out of my painstakingly curated conveyor belt of approved remarks that will hopefully not get me in trouble and/or bore people to death

lol people really think they’ll be able to make money off of lemmy posts. lmao

ayyyy that’s my favorite rock. it’s a good’n

movie theaters are fucking bullshit

• can’t pause movie and go pee
• can’t pause movie and discuss something with the person you’re watching with
• can’t rewind when you inevitably zone out so then you just have to not know what the hell happened the past few minutes
• can’t laugh or make jokes too loud or you’re an asshole
• can’t eat or drink anything you actually want to, let alone for a not ridiculous price
• no subtitles
• the first third of the seats cause neck pain if you sit there
• seats usually gross

i am SO thankful i live in an era where i can easily watch movies at home

what’s going on here?

nor should they be piercing blue or green and fuck up the way my room looks in the dark

(at least the angry dishwasher man agrees with me on this)

people who park in the left “lane” of the escalator: jail

people who install a single-wide escalator: death penalty

*raises hand lactose intolerantly* can we make it cost less if we give up the “-milk” label?

that absolutely should not count as milk and I’m upset that I’m now cursed with this knowledge

teleport the poo right outta your colon

do you get their memories with perfect recall? if so i pick that guy who forgot the password to his bitcoin wallet that has like a bajillion dollars worth in it lol

be easily compressed