nicotine pouches (like snus but only nicotine powder)

been trying to quit those fuckers for a few years though. I keep managing to stay off them for a few months until inevitably I get stressed and go buy a can and wreck my streak

the memes and posts are much more often related to my interests than other social media

because i am a nerd just like everyone else here lol

one of those things that’s quite funny and high production value but the fandom is largely obnoxious and some of the creators are jerks

it’s also not everyone’s style of humor. give it a shot sometime and see if it resonates though!

*scoffs* those are dessert bowls

oh god oh fuck there’s indestructible physical evidence of my Homestuck phase

Photoshop battles?

https://discuss.online/post/16079714

more of a meme format than a question but this post was a hoot

this is lobsters all over again

paint every surface in Hamburg

the piss is deflected off of everything it touches, gradually gaining velocity from the repeated impacts

the city becomes a piss particle accelerator

destructive beams of piss plasma begin erupting out of the outskirts of the city

suburban towns like Neu Wulmstorf get fucking obliterated

the Danes start complaining that northern winds are bringing a singed ammonia smell

checkmate, betrunkene Idioten

that is indeed very Jason Steele esque humor, complete with copious horses

i am not smart. see edit 🥴

god bless murrica 😑

conversely, it’s a bad idea to not keep emergency preparedness supplies like ≥3 L water per household occupant, dried food (beans etc., rotated regularly), a first aid kit, etc.

be safe frens

edit: I’m an idiot American and forgot i have gallon water jugs not 1 L 🤦‍♀️

my tummy was making the rumblies that only hands can satisfy

can we give this guy a fucking break 🤦‍♀️

yes, with a usb drive containing Linux installation media

and/or because everyone chain smoked indoors

a pair of truck-nuts

new favorite unit

not to scale