They didn’t stop evolving. They just evolved better.
they did not “stop evolving”, thats not how it works
ACKSHUALLY that’s not how evolution works.
It’s not a linear process with the goal of developing intelligence.
It’s a linear process with the goal of developing crabs.Forget about returning to monke. March sideways unto crab. 🦀
But… monke!
There is a game about that https://store.steampowered.com/app/3526710/
:3
THANK you
all hail crab god
I remember reading somewhere that the indigenous people of a SE Asian country believed that orangutans could speak, but chose not to because they would be forced to work if humans found out
This is different but sort of the same energy.
I asked my dad one time “Wouldn’t it be awesome if we didn’t need to sleep?”
And he go wide eyed with a horrified expression on his face and said “Hell no, can you imagine how much they’d make you work??”
I feel like even if that was untrue in the past, it’s definitely not untrue today
it’s a good myth. i like that the tooth fairy is a raccoon. i’m not sure why. i just like the image of it. got the right size hands.
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not how evolution works.
But you do
They didn’t. They keep evolving different way than human. Ape evolution is slow. We can’t see it due to our preception of time. They just seem to exist as is and the gene pool is quite narrow.
nah man it’s cause they peaked
i know it’s a joke. but every animal alive is just as evolved as us. that includes apes (which we also are), zebras, fish and earthworms.
The human/gorilla common ancestor walked upright on two feet. Humans kept it, gorillas evolved towards foot/knuckle walking.
some of us humans (such as me) are heading back toward knuckle walking
Video or it didn’t happen
no need. I have a recumbent tricycle and used to snowboard. i’m literally a knuckle dragger
Now I definitely need a video for that recumbent tricycle
So you know how it feels weird showing someone an unfinished poem or whatever? I haven’t got the fenders on my bike yet. They’re just sitting there. Have been for a year. I gotta figure out how to install them (long story. Well okay not really they fit street tires but the dude I bought the bike from put these fancy tires with cool sidewalls on and they are too big. It’s an orange bike and the tires are orange. I’ll put the damn fenders on when I get new damn stupid fucking boring tires)
:(
i have a good relationship with my local bike shoppé (they deserve the é) and i’m willing to pay them the markup to find tires that fit that are cool and have flames on the sidewalls or whatever, but like, not until these ones are done. reduce reuse rebullshit y’know
They didn’t stop evolving. Neither did humans.
Some humans did
Return to monkey!
WE are apes too, so they did evolve and have to go to work.
so like divergent evolution. there was a common ancestor. we evolved to go to work. they were smart and evolved to be communal banana eating tree peoples. fucking geniuses.
The real question is what was the point in evolving if they were just going to evolve into morons like whoever made this.
I would say, from all Apes on earth, we are the only ones who are working 8 hours for living.
Apes are constantly changing, including humans. How fit the survivors are now that Humanity has fucked everything up is questionable.
I’m gonna stop working and hope that’s a survival trait.
Narrator: It wasn’t
