• Dozzi92@lemmy.world
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    Me and some buddies always would use a similar excuse, so and so is having a tough time, we’re going to hang with him. It worked double, sometimes we were just trying to get out and drink some beers, but also you didn’t have to come out and say if you were actually having a tough time. Sometimes hanging with buddies and a few beers is the medicine you need.

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    He was my father, my brother, my best friend, and my wife. I’m gonna need at least 3 months paid vacation to get over this.

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      I imagine stuff like that goes on all time. I mean, I don’t give a shit. If I was dead, you could bang me all you want. Who cares? Dead body’s like a piece of trash. I mean, shove as much shit in there as you want. Fill me up with cream. Turn me into a cannoli. Make a stew out of my ass. What’s the big deal? Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little pieces, throw me in the river. Who gives a shit? You’re dead, you’re dead.

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          Who’s the victim though? Who has the actual right to be offended? Are there people that claim ownership of your body? I thought we fought a war over this.

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            I will point out that when selling cadavars was legal, murders went up from people looking to cash in.

            It would be difficult to ensure the dead actually died through accident or natural causes rather than having been killed for their meat.

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    I need your full name and address, I’m taking a life insurance policy out on you.

    I’m also sending you a free copy of the Anarchist’s Cookbook.

  • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works
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    My wife and I both had/have cancer. We don’t really talk about it unless we want something from a corporation. Otherwise, game on!