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  • Community is my number one show. It is my The Office, my Seinfeld, and those are both shows I can go toss an episode on, but Community is the one that keeps me coming back, and I keep laughing at all the ass stupid jokes, like the credits montage for the season five finale, “Celebrity Beatoff,” I just watched it for the first time in a while the other night and ended up giggling to myself, and no show really does it like Community. It just never gets old. Too many good jokes.

    I would toss Arrested Development S1-3 in, though obviously a slightly different format, but still an absolute king in subtle humor.




  • Dozzi92@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world..?
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    4 days ago

    We need to just start shitposting in every community, because everything is shitpost, and to deny that is to deny life. When you wake up in the morning, that’s shitpost. When you drink a cup of coffee, that’s shitpost. Drive to work, shitpost. It’s all shitpost, and so I think all we can do is shitpost everywhere.









  • I remember hanging with a buddy, and our third friend shows up with, lol and behold, three blunts. These were those blunt wraps that we got back in the day, so three gram blunts with all sorts of nasty grape flavored chemicals. I’m trying to remember what they were called.

    Anyway, me and first buddy are both like, oh boy, that’s hefty for just three dudes, and the third buddy said something that we would go on to quote for many years: What’s going to happen to you? And so we smoked those blunts, and yeah, we were incredibly baked, but he was right, nothing happened.

    That logic does not apply today. You will fall off the earth.

    I no longer smoke weed.



  • I’m not aware of anywhere that pays (or is even allowed to pay) baristas what waiters and bartenders get. There may be exceptions. This post seems to be about literally anyplace with a new POS having basically options for 20-30% tips, despite the person behind it making like $15 an hour (at least where I live). Fortunately, lately, I’ll have the person reach around and press the “no tip” button often enough, since it’s usually the least obvious option available.