My elementary school teacher told us once that Americans only poop once a week. The climate is colder in North America, so their intestines pack the poop together very densely such that they only need to poop once a week. She said you’d be sent to the doctor if you poop daily in America.
Is this true?
Me, as an American:
I love this so much. Where’s it from?
Billy Madison, basically at the very end.
It also applies to much of what the Trump administration says so you’ll get a lot of use out of this gif.
It’s also being performed by one of the greatest comedy writers of all time, Jim Downey