My elementary school teacher told us once that Americans only poop once a week. The climate is colder in North America, so their intestines pack the poop together very densely such that they only need to poop once a week. She said you’d be sent to the doctor if you poop daily in America.
Is this true?
Billy Madison, basically at the very end.
It also applies to much of what the Trump administration says so you’ll get a lot of use out of this gif.
It’s also being performed by one of the greatest comedy writers of all time, Jim Downey