Time for Trump to declare war on gravity.

Where do internal investigations fall?

Befitting username

It wasn’t immediately clear what mechanism Trump would use

This is true for nearly everything he’s done so far. Yet, he just keeps doing them.

🤷 I could say the same about a variety of kinks. It’s someone’s jam even if it’s not mine.

Fucking family of 1.

That’s 3 bowls if the soup is on sale. I literally just bought some for $1.25 a can. Though, that’s before taxes.

Next you’re going to tell me that politicians don’t tell the truth.

You asked for it.

Truthfully, I think it makes his head look more normal.

Fixed

I thought that’s what softcore porn is for.

Best use of this meme.

The list of legal things Trump has done this presidency might be shorter.

I relate to the friend problem too much. Last friend I made was ~15 years ago.

And don’t even get me started on “is.”

I do not approve of this latest DLC. Can I get a refund?