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stumu415@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

WTF is a meter?

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WTF is a meter?

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stumu415@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前
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  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works
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    First time ive ever used this template without needing to change the country

    Nicely done OP

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    Every time I see one of these posts:

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      https://discuss.tchncs.de/c/anythingbutmetric?dataType=Post

      • dustycups@aussie.zone
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        Let’s see if I can get that format right:

        !anythingbutmetric@discuss.tchncs.de

        Edit: yay! Subbed

        • squirrel@cake.kobel.fyi
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          You did a good

    • EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com
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      In a row?

      • Siegfried@lemmy.world
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        In a row and spaced exactly 1H diameter from each other. If they dont touch, it isn’t gay.

  • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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    It’s rare that one of these makes the American side more appealing. You’re shooting yourself in the…well, you know.

    • Mok98@feddit.it
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      Why the hell would I shoot myself in the meter?

    • daggermoon@piefed.world
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      Literally the one time i’m not ashamed to be an American. I’m actually really sad about it.

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    American here, meters are tools for measuring things! Voltmeter measure volts, speedometers measure speed, etc.

    Makes me nervous when I’m walking around, because every step I take my phone’s pedometer detects another one :'(

    • tarn_rep@fedinsfw.app
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      Just get a metermeter for lengths!

  • nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de
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    I am not an American, but I want to get measured.

    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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      Are paws okay? 🐾

      • Holytimes@sh.itjust.works
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        Only puppy paws. No cats allowed. Damn claws keep ruining the furniture.

    • daggermoon@piefed.world
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      Join us, we’re lonely.

    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      Incidentally I don’t know how many feet I measure

  • Gnugit@aussie.zone
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    He was literally 20 hamburgers tall.

  • gray@lemmy.ml
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    Please don’t try to make imperial system look cool

  • ChocolateFrostedSugarBombs@lemmy.world
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    Measure me mommy.

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    Measure me please 🥺

  • MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social
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    We need to sexualise the metric system.

    • Siegfried@lemmy.world
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      Nothing stops us from measuring our dicks in Gm…

      Mine is 5 10^-11 GIGAmeters

  • nonentity@sh.itjust.works
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    The US fought, and apparently won, an entire war, to get out from under the heel of the boot which they insist on continuing to measure things against.

  • daggermoon@piefed.world
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    God, I love feet.

  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Meter? I hardly know 'er!

  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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    False, Europeans measure in metres

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      Or mètre, metro, mittari, metr, Meter, måler, méadar, metroa, metritis, metar

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    How many dead horses

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      There’s a whole com for this stuff.

    • Ms. ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip
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      A baker’s dozens worth

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