Yesterday I said to my son “I’m disappointed in you for not catching that fish” (he came so close to catching his target prize fish but it got away).

I felt pretty bad and didn’t mean it one bit, I just said it the wrong way around because i was exhausted. Then I spent the next five minutes explaining that I’m absolutely not disappointed in him and that he is an awesome fisherman and that what i really meant to say was that I was disappointed FOR him that he didn’t catch the fish that he had been trying so hard to catch for months.

I married my internet chat friend.

If you expect privacy with any meta product you are insane to begin with.

Fuck it, I’m getting another chicken.

Serial killer-ish

It’s very entertaining too

Thanks for the reminder.

It’s Definitely Not Fried Chicken.

Zero

Is she related to Jamie Oliver?

This is easy, just send one loving emote to reply. 💖

That really is a shit post with subtitles covering all the action.

They should have all been lynched in the protest yesterday

Why aren’t I seeing “Grok floods X with naked, sexualised images of Trump and Musk” yet?

How did you like Summit?

Harambe… RIP

How did you get footage of my neighbours dog?

I had to zoom in before I saw it 👀

If i read a note like that from one of my kids I would be doing the exact same thing. They are the biggest thing in the world to me and I would be doing everything in my power to reverse it.

It really sounds as if your Dad loves you more than anything else in the world and is willing to make the sacrifices needed to ensure you can be the best you can be and that he won’t lose you.

Looking at media from the other side of the world there are a great many people saying and thinking the same thing and only need someone to get out on the street and drum them up.