Lmafo

He was literally 20 hamburgers tall.

Trigger warning? /s

Did you post the wrong link?

I’m going to need a bigger jig.

That depends on how spicy we feel.

Cook dinner, wash the dishes and help with the laundry.

“Peace… not for the leaders… but the innocent souls…”

A three day special operation?

Do they offer these for RAM drivers too? I need it for my city.

Thanks for reminding me to login and collect my free game.

You gonna level up bro

Still deciding.

Yesterday I said to my son “I’m disappointed in you for not catching that fish” (he came so close to catching his target prize fish but it got away).

I felt pretty bad and didn’t mean it one bit, I just said it the wrong way around because i was exhausted. Then I spent the next five minutes explaining that I’m absolutely not disappointed in him and that he is an awesome fisherman and that what i really meant to say was that I was disappointed FOR him that he didn’t catch the fish that he had been trying so hard to catch for months.

I married my internet chat friend.

If you expect privacy with any meta product you are insane to begin with.

Fuck it, I’m getting another chicken.

Serial killer-ish

It’s very entertaining too