• jaycifer@lemmy.world
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    I could go for some mint chocolate syrup poured over vanilla ice cream. That would slap. Please make me lose.

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    y’all’re going about this all wrong, trying to come up with things that sound gross. the real strategy is to describe something you wish existed but doesn’t. then if someone points out that it does, you “lose” by finding out about a food you would really like but were unaware of.

    anyway, mine is coffee chocolate chip walnut ice cream (even though apparently op says new ice cream flavors don’t count). so if anyone knows where I can buy coffee chocolate chip walnut ice cream, come own me so hard, I’ll be devastated

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      y’all’re going about this all wrong

      anyway, mine is coffee chocolate chip walnut ice cream

      (even though apparently op says new ice cream flavors don’t count)

      buddy pls

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      I just buy different flavors that will go together, and overlap, so when one carton is 1/2 empty I’ll get a new flavor that will mix in. So there’s usually a 1/2 carton overlap.

      Also mixins like chopped nuts and sauces are good now and then too.

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      2 days ago

      I made coffee and walnut biscuits once. Lovely recipe, and chocolate chips would be an excellent addition. Yum!

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    Personal sized pie crust, with one scoop of vanilla ice cream. Take one tablespoon of low-sodium soy sauce, and mix in brown sugar until saturated. Drizzle the resulting syrup over the ice cream. Don’t know what to call it, but I’d try it.

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    Bitter Boys. Think Sour Patch kids, but instead of being coated in sour powder, it’s extreme bitterness.

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        I’ll take it, I guess. I was just trying to think of something so bad nobody would ever make it.

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          Some liquorice definitely counts as bitter to me

          something so bad nobody would ever make it.

          If it’s bad, doesn’t it stop being candy? Candy has a half-life, decaying into just “food” by the time nobody regards it as a treat - something invented to be unenjoyable can be considered to decay completely in less than a second, from the moment it gets off production line.

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            Completely disagree. Show me an example of “candy” becoming “food”. The definition of candy is basically a concentrated sugar product. Lots of people hate black licorice, but that doesnt make it not-candy.

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              Semi-relevant: I think that pancakes (not crepes) and waffles should be considered dessert, but here people eat them as the main course or part of the main course. I don’t know if they were ever considered dessert though.

              Also semi-relevant: fruit. Multiple kinds chopped in a bowl? Dessert. One whole singular item? A healthy snack/food item.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      If we are allowed to count things that aren’t sold as candy, this technically does exist. They sell bitterants for various things. Like to stop a child sucking their thumb or discourage pets from chewing/eating something.

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    Phase-Order Candy Prism.

    Picture a small edible prism made of ultra-thin layers of sugar glass and gelatinized starch, but the trick is in the internal structure of each layer contains flavor “micro-reservoirs” embedded in lipid membranes tuned to dissolve at different osmotic thresholds, not time.

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    sulfur hexafluoride poprocks.

    There’s a good chance they’ll still pop and sizzle a little bit, but the gas they release will cause your voice to lower.