Toms River isn’t south. I’m reading what you’re writing, but I’ve never heard the weird elongated o you’re putting in.

I also don’t have any jersey accent though, despite being here my entire life, and that’s backed up with people from other states hearing it.

Other than cursing a lot when talking.

But north jersey is its own weird little world I guess.

I’m in South Jersey and what the fuck is hoom. Or phoon. What boonies are you talking to???

Same with making ketchup! Just buy the cheap ketchup, it’s still better and less time consuming! I also agree with the sourdough. I prefer soft white breads over sourdough.

It feels like a round on Space Station 13

Yeah! Fucking monstrous to not do anything after certain events that happened to me. Or worse, to have planned those? It’s horrible to even think of all the implications.

All food based Pokémon. I think that was a gym though? Lady with a cafe though, had a fidough maybe? Me and my Pokémon would be just trying to have a garden, give out food to travelers. We’d all be objecting to being a gym leader lol.

If it turns out tomorrow that King Arthur flour company is evil I’ll be deeply upset and then sigh and buy a new brand. No matter how good they are, nope!

My twin use to go to chickfila during the dress like a cow thing to get a free meal. My twin is gay. I think they felt it was taking food for free? They haven’t done it in awhile, so guess not even free they’re worth it anymore. I never went, I prefer Popeyes.

The union sometimes gives out food packages to random members, and we got the big package one year. A small version of this was in there and I was delighted!

And when we were done it immediately appeared in my sewing room like magic!

I have faint memories of the theme song and I know I haven’t watched the show. It might be a mind virus.

Probably what I’m gardening now, but more? Tomatoes. Strawberries. Pickling cucumbers. Jalapeños.

Given some books about girls puberty. Talked about sex should be consensual. Dad being dad said if it wasn’t tell him and he take care of it

Don’t do that!!! Cause most people don’t want other people to be killed!! Especially a young scared girl! Fuck man.

Also had several classes about it. One in regular school, one with a rabbi. Both were fine.

Mother also gave me a condom when I got my second boyfriend. It was ribbed. I did not want to know this.

That is a different response. I’ve gotten that as well and my answer is “I just want to give compilers! Have a nice day!” Then I leave. This is not that response.

Eggs in America must be refrigerated and are sold in the cold section of the stores.

It’s not a look of suspicion. It’s a look a lot of women will know. “Is this person worth my time” sort of look. “Do I consider this person attractive enough to consider human”. I’m not articulating this well. And the response isn’t bewilderment, it’s disgust.

I’ve had people say nice things to me when I was younger only to laugh in my face when I thanked them so I do know what that’s like.

I’m fat and usually wearing a mask so even if my face is nice the fat overrides it and one thing I find annoying is if I compliment men they will always immediately look me up and down, write me off, and then be pissed I complimented them because they don’t want to fuck me. “…thaaanks” they go. Like it’s an insult my fat ass complimented them. Women just appreciate my compliments (there’s been a few who didn’t but it’s much much muuuuch rarer). Let me fucking compliment your watch without thinking I’m hitting on you you dingus!!!

Extremely unlikely. I already have one clone, I don’t think I have others!

If I’m still on state insurance? Sure sign me up. I’m good with going into the machine. Without insurance? You paying? Okay? Me paying? Guess I’m dying.

Ohhh that’s why I have some community bans!

Uhhh no one. I’m bad with faces. I know who USE to live in the various homes but they’re all passed mostly. So I still call the houses by their old owners names. I recognize some of them, but I have no idea where all these people walking dogs came from in the last year.