Me: pulls eye liner pencil out of my pocket
Her: what’s that for?
Me: Do you want to have make-up sex?
What is tantric?
It’s what edging was called in the 90s.
Had to look it up too.
Relating to Tantra, the esoteric Indian traditions that employ ritual, visualization, mantras, and yogic techniques to achieve spiritual insight or liberation
But I don’t wanna!
You’re about to get spanked.
I think that may be a different kink
I thought this was about being stomped by feet?
Brat
Either way, kinda interested.
I embarrassed myself busting out laughing in a very nice hotel lobby. Thanks.
Former front desk employee here. That’s not even the most embarrassing thing they’ll see today.
Thanks homie.
I had a guest bring me a champagne flute of toilet water because, “there were bubbles in it a minute ago.”
You’re good.
You’ll be fine, that’s not the most embarassing type of busting you can do in a hotel lobby
Let’s play Doctor!

Ah yes… the days of the old angry fuck. I remember when I had that much energy for it. Fun times.
YOU WON’T





