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Agent641@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 days ago

Don't reach for that water neither

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Don't reach for that water neither

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Agent641@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 days ago
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    How do you know the state of my ass-lips?

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    Hah, I licked them one or two posts ago.

  • can@sh.itjust.works
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    Instead try the smallest tube of lip balm ever

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      Ummm actually, that was some of the strangest shit I’ve seen from him.

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        We live in strange times

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      This is why I cannot leave yourube

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    That’s why I always, and I mean always, have lip balm with me.

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      Same

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      Never needed when I was younger, but it is indispensable now.

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    You don’t know me.

    Just cause you’re right this once.

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    Aha not me cause I have a humidifier. Highly recommend if it’s dry where you live

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    Biiiiiitch I got me some espresso flavored chap stick!

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    Dry ass-lips

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