I haven’t had my hair cut since ‘08.

I could probably go get it done, but it looks alright and doesn’t seem to grow further than the small of my back.

I’m a 40-year old woman.

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

I wish the president of the United States was as cautious and rational as you.

Proton’s good, by the way. If gaming is holding you back, at least.

I sidestepped to Mint. Sorry, Microsoft, your shit’s untenable and disappointing.

They would have done this shit even if nothing happened.

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I do stuff offline too, I just don’t talk about it where it gets recorded for posterity.

Lester doesn’t go on heists, but the dude is still very important.

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I’m a double stroke victim. I can barely walk without a cane.

My job isn’t to punch nazis, my job is to tell the nazi-punchers what squares to stand on, and what the nazis’ weaknesses are (hint: it’s bullets).

There is at least one fewer person advocating for the complete removal of my civil rights as a trans woman.

He won’t be missed, and in two months I’ll think about him as much as I think about Rush Limbaugh.

If Charlie Kirk didn’t get shot, the government would manufacture another excuse to punish people.

Same as it ever was.

Also, uh, if you have any doubt in your fortitude whatsoever, do not watch them.

Seriously.

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Now I want a good burger with kewpie on it.

Give me Japanese, and give me Thai.

Japanese cuisine runs far and deep, and so does Thai food.

Of course, this begs the question: what about a good burger with kewpie on it, or what happens if I put carnitas in pad thai? Where’s the delineations?

Eventually I can argue that frosted animal crackers, the pink and white ones, furthest from any kind of national or regional cuisine whatsoever, are Thai food cause they’ve been eaten by Thai people.

I scrolled down, was thoroughly disgusted, and the last post said “click this Google drive link and read the whole thing!”

buddy, fuck no