I’ve posted my share of bad takes, and ate my words and apologized. I’ve also seen quite a few others have similar bad times. But they’re temporary, we all grow, and we all improve from them.

Wasn’t planning on letting anyone take away my big box of cables.

Sleep is my favorite affordable thing to eat.

This is by design. The government wants this for us.

Yup, I do play Balatro and Slay the Spire, but I’ll never ever play a game with any dark pattern in it.

Those are also good too.

However, so much stuff has started on iOS or PC/console, and eventually made it to the other side, that keeping track of exclusivity is difficult if not impossible. I don’t have this list memorized. Most mobile pbone gamers don’t think in terms of exclusivity, they think in terms of good games.

Play the games you enjoy on the computer you want to play them on.

I check the in-app purchase list and if there’s anything in there other than “unlock full game” or “remove ads,” it’s never installed in the first place.

There’s good phone games out there. Don’t waste time on shitty ones.

I mean, shit, if you take a picture of me at the darkest point of my life, I’d be scrungly too. Give him some grace.

Mmhmm.

You know, this might be a bit much, but I think I’d consider my life complete if I saw Steven Miller go into the fencing position from an onset of blunt force trauma to the head.

Not saying that I’d be the cause of that situation, but I’d be the cause of the popcorn in the room.

I’m sure that shit afterward will be just like the shit that came before. You made it through twenty billion years of nothing just fine, you’ll be able to do it again. No bills, no student loans, no hours taking forever, your back doesn’t feel like that when you stand up.

Charlie’s neck just did that. His blood pressure was too high from all the hatred and also his tiny face contributed.

Also the dude who didn’t kill him is a fucking weirdo too.

We should have him do that trick where he gets locked in an old prison, and we tell him it’s rigged but it’s not rigged, he’s just in prison.

I mean, I bought the only peanut butter ever made. There was only one, I bought it.

Microsoft Outlook: Bad Place Edition (which is just Microsoft Outlook with a splash screen saying it’s the Bad Place Edition with no other changes).

The mitochondria, which there is only one in a cell, implies the existence of at least seven mitochondrions worldwide. I’m not sure how many there are, probably a lot, maybe then thirty?

I wish this would have been taught instead of “mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.”

I mean, you’re punctual, can’t ever be late.

Yeah, I remember watching that and was thinking, “now this guy’s just some schlub with no redeeming characteristics, change him back dammit.”

Honestly, life itself.

At 15, I thought I’d be dead by 18.

At 18, I thought I’d be dead by 20.

At 21, I thought I’d be dead by 24.

At 24, I thought I’d be dead by 28.

At 28, I transitioned and think I’ll be dead by 95? Maybe? Either way, the grayscale world has had its color turned way up and life’s worth living now. I’m 41.

Turns out, having a deep-seated sense of wrongness can lead to life itself being challenging.