

For His 80th Birthday, Trump Slept Through a Cage Match on the White House Lawn
i’m a turtle


For His 80th Birthday, Trump Slept Through a Cage Match on the White House Lawn
Cool. Then that’s that.
You’re right, but it really depends on a few factors, such as who’s saying it, what type of person they are, if they’re addressing a particular person or a class of people, and so on.
Anyway, I’m out, there is shit to do in the land of grass and trees.
And I think it’s great as-is, and I’m a woman.
Who said @absolute_slayer is a man?


Alachol: almost fifteen years sober, never another drop.
Water: fuuuuuck, I know I should drink more, but c’mon man.


This came off the Tilikum Bridge over the Willamette River in Portland last night!
Spironolactone?


Thank you! I put my whole self out there.



I post and share photography. Some of my works that I think are mediocre get a lot of attention, and some of my most-loved works are nearly ignored.
But I post for me.


Daaamn, you have a hundred grand?
I’m almost 41 and you’re doing better than I am!


This isn’t a toxic system at all. It treats everyone fairly. The men get treated fairly by letting them raise their voices at crowds, and women get treated fairly with exile.
Perfectly fair.


I’m an American and I see our federal government and corporations as openly hostile to me too.
Brave
Ouch, you were doing so good until then, what happened?
I don’t want to try it. Don’t even want to hear about it. Don’t even have functioning genitals on account of being intersex. I thought I was horny once, but that was just when Rush Limbaugh died.
Some people tell me, “well, you haven’t had the right dick or pussy yet!” And I always reply, “and you haven’t had the right arsenic yet, keep trying different kinds.”
Turns out that the wizard powers for being a forty year old virgin only apply if one ever had the option or desire to lose the virginity in the first place.
I’m asexual and I deserve love too! I married another asexual lady and it’s great. Neither of us have to do things we don’t want to.
It’s so tacky that I’m going to assume it’s real.


Most aren’t. Eventually I’ll hold the brain cell for a bit.
‘85. Don’t care. Still making and sharing good art.