I’m pretty sure everyone who’s been stuck outside for any real length of time is a public urinator, me included. I wouldn’t hold that against anyone. However, everything else, mans needs jail.

仕事の時には英語だけで、暇な時には英語と日本語。

My people are once again a political scapegoat.

I would mostly be worried that we get a smarter and more capable fascist at the helm.

Ricky Gervais is a transphobic hack.

Just the left one. I’m taking this virginity to my grave and my impressively godlike asexuality cannot be stopped.

But romance is so good.

So now even how I carry my passport isn’t enough, because on my passport I got in the Biden Administration, it says F (which is properly reflective of my gender), my biological sex as nature called it is I, and what the Trump Administration insists it to be is M.

I love being screwed retroactively for decisions I was allowed to make which benefitted me! It is my most favorite thing, to be punished for doing the right thing in the past.

Carrying my passport is now actually a marker that ICE should detain me, but not carrying my passport is also a marker that ICE should detain me!

I find myself increasingly annoyed at having to grant copilot licenses for people who are inexplicably overjoyed to have them.

I hate how my brain will sit there and say “that’s good, you played enough of this game, you’ve read enough of this book, save the rest for later, next time,” when I’m literally doing sweet fuck-all afterward, no plans, nothing to do except continue the thing I was doing, but no. Brain wants me to stop.

There’s your answer.

I had my high school reunion there. Lovely in the summer, dreary in the winter.

What do they even have to gain from that, hucking chairs at underpaid employees that are just trying to cook breakfasts for people? Who even shows up to a Waffle House, all “I’m gonna make sure to get some felonies before I’m done eating,” and just not even backing down?

A economic crash is when us peasants lose money. An economic boom is when the guillotine chow gains money.

Most of them are ~3,000 word epub files, but several of them get bound together in a physical volume. Chuck also writes whole-ass mainstream horror too, those can be found at bookstores.

And if you’ve never heard of Chuck Tingle, I am not joking.

Might even be underselling it a bit.

Yeah, you’re taking pictures of Chuck Tingle’s yard, leave the man alone, he works hard for us. Where else are you gonna find well-crafted erotica about sexy lawyer dinosaurs and bigfoots who are both billionaires and bomb defusal technicians trained in the art of love?

Why did they call him a “handyman” when the moment he did his heinous deeds, all his titles were overwritten with “child molester”?

I’ve seen them thrice, and Friday Pilots Club always puts on a good show!

Let’s add Bodies to this list. Eight episodes, one hour each. The same identical corpse turns up in 1890, 1941, 2023, and 2053. Time travel shenanigans ensue. Smart writing, tight cast, nothing is wasted.

Know you are loved.

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