I’m disappointed about all these people that use photoshop and a mismatched font when they could inspect the element and get perfect seamless results every time.

Hey Anish, this fish is black, like real black. Blacker than that. Way super black. Oh also Stuart told me to tell you “Suck it, Anish.”

Thanks! I do try to make really pretty photography! Here’s my latest project, if you wanted more:

https://lemmy.world/post/39987246

I don’t have a connection to broadcast television, channels, cable, and advertisements, and I just watch my shows by pirating. I think most of us are like that: TVs are for game consoles, or at best, a TV hooked up to a computer with YouTube on.

Come to think of it, I’ve never seen a TV showing broadcast content at my friends’ houses either.

Who the heck is keeping the TV industry profitable?

https://www.bet.com/article/x7v52n/seattle-man-records-video-of-a-neo-nazi-getting-knocked-out

Yeah, check the tiles, this is just right outside of one of the entrances to Westlake TC.

Every time I walk past that stretch near Pike and 3rd in Seattle, right over that bit of concrete where the nazi got laid the fuck out, I punch the air. Every time.

Forgive me, but I’m not gonna pull a James Sunderland and reach into the toilet to find out.

I thought it landed great.

They told a really funny joke; I liked it.

moffposting

Why is Mexico giving us water? Are we that hard up? I thought we’d be sending them water.

It’s hard not to count two visible objects.

I mean, the last time I left a shit, there were two kernels of corn in it. Just two.

My people, we have but one bunghole. Can I show it to you?

Milo is still alive? I thought the ravages of unhindered and unmoderated methamphetamines surely would have put him in the dirt by now.

I loved it. It was short, brisk, and gay.

That was ninety days ago? I forgot about him.

I read The Postmortal by Drew Magary.

If no one dies, life is worthless.

And if only I stay alive forever, my wife and my friends are gone, and it’s just me, alone, in this shattered husk of a body.

*relaxes in Linux*