Goddamn that K looks like an S every time I glance away.

That was a poem for a simpler time.

And now my boss makes a grand
And I don’t see one cent
And he’s got employees
That can’t pay the rent

We’re always around, and you’re seeing more of us than you think!

It’s the best book I won’t read twice.

Holy fuck, the shit that happens in it is insane.

One day that man will drift off at the Resolute Desk, never to wake up again, and it will be live on camera.

Lately, it’s been the MCON. It’s a little slide-out phone controller that mounts to my phone even when the case is on. So now while I’m on the road to my next photography thing, I’m not just limited to touchscreen games anymore. Working through Control lately!

I’m trying to shed about five kilos before the heat really hits. Not for any sort of beauty reasons, I just wanna make forty degree summer days suck slightly less.

At the far end, elevated to the same height as the shower head. It doesn’t get wet.

And it’s done traditionally to wear a towel over your head as you eat the entire bird, bones at and all, in one bite…

…to hide from God, who knows what you did.

I’m not joking.

And there’s already a towel in the shower!

Wait wait wait, hold on a second, are you explaining to me, how to interact with my own wife? The one I’ve been married to for ten years?

Occasionally I’ll tell my wife thanks for marrying me. I’m a very gratitude-heavy sort of person. If I’m grateful, they’ll know it.

Better late than never, I suppose. They got some making up to do.

Whenever I see Trump’s DoJ in the news, I immediately know it’s full of shit.

The blade on the guillotine goes up and down, up and down, up and down! The blade on the guillotine goes up and down, all the live long day.

A child knows the adult drink is coffee.

A teenager knows the adult drink is alcohol.

An adult knows the adult drink is water.

Yeah, he’s good.

Cool, go watch your shit show written by your shit guy.

This just comes off as hate signaling.

Graham Linehan got divorced because of his incredibly pervasive transphobia.

Fuck him.

Someday, buddy, someday. For now, just try not to break down at your job, like the rest of us.