You might be right. If I was his daughter, I would disown him too.

Yeah, prolly. Saves wear and tear on the guillotine. Lots of pedophiles to get through after all.

If Elon dies, the heir raised with his values gets the stuff and perpetuates it.

This is how executive monarchy inherits in the corporate age.

I hope that when Elon Musk is guillotined, all of his family goes with him.

This does except his ex-daughter, who rightfully disowned him.

Edit: I accidentally misspelled his name, I’ve corrected it. Whoever is in charge of carving his gravestone has the correct spelling now.

Sometimes I google guillotines to feel better.

Would that be the law everywhere.

Until, you know, you went outside.

I’m the person who got married after finding her spouse on OK Cupid, I’m half of all the people that got a marriage cause of that site!

Honestly, if you set your standards really high, and your distance to global, it should work out.

I apologize that I didn’t meet your heretofore unknown posting requests. I’ll do better going forward.

Edit: changed “meat” to “meet,” please stop downvoting me now.

I did it elsewhere twice. More than that seems a bit overkill, considering the account is on the front page twice, suddenly.

“Only through the breakening of one’s legs, can an orangutan ever be cooked well.”

—Benito Mussolini

That’s loser talk, get more livers. You can do it, all you need is a scalpel, a ladder, and a cooler!

Hey, I’m an HOA board member! Our budget is stretched thin with a giant roofing project looming large, but I wonder if the members would splurge for a really good reason.

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The smallest ones are measured in nations. The largest ones are measured in light years.

Hi, I have attention-deprived homosexual disaster disorder, and I medicate with extreme amounts of caffeine.

We can learn things more than once. God forbid we forgot what happened when we elected Trump the first time.

Cool, yes, but if there’s only one thing we learned in the last year, the courts have no enforcement against the feds.

Shrimps is bugs?

Buddy, I get that you’re a cis hetero white guy, and that all the time is your time to weigh in and tell people how bad stuff is,

but would you not? Please?

My wife spent a large portion of the morning crying because ICE seized her passport a while back, she paid the replacement fee, and it came back with an M on it.

You’re prolly well meaning, but goddammit now is not the time considering that trans people are being specifically targeted.

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