Word to the wise stay the fuck away from women who try to separate you from your friends
Mhmm, had an ex that used to bed me when she new I was about to go out and get extremely angry when I then went instead of staying there to cuddle her after
When you’re dating JD Vance and he wants you to role play as the sofa cushions.
Wonderful
Bah! You beat me to it!
She seems nice.
Probably just being friendly.
Guys, ill be 5 mins late.
Plenty of time to shower afterwards
5 mins includes the shower
4mins is plunty of time
Ok that’s 3 minutes, and the rest of the evening?
Doing the chores she demands in return?
You mean your half of the chores?
“Half”
… Maybe if you just dive straight into the main course instead of enjoying the appetizer first…
Good cocktails take make than 3 minutes to enjoy
I’m not a good cocktail though, I’m a bad lay.
So 3 minutes it is.
Get better. Google it, watch some YouTube videos.
On an unrelated note, I may now understand JD Vance a tiny bit better.
Where the fuck am I supposed to sit?
I have 2 good suggestions
Nah, she’s playing too many games expecting the guy to see past that camouflage and take the hint.
She might just be being polite
Just swipe your credit card and leave.
Bc then she will just keep on doing this and you’ll have nowhere to sit and play Nintendo
Bonk!
How much can a banana cost? 60 seconds? 90 seconds?
Seriously, they can wait in the car for 5 minutes.
I’d still go. Bros before hoes.
I would take care of the hoes and then go see the bros.
Unless she’s been withholding sex as a manipulation tactic, in which case the ho got to go.
The she ain’t yo ho no mo
bro fo sho
Hellllll yeah bro
Yeah… that’s a pretty convincing reason not to leave 😂
She has a point.
