Call for the poop knife.

Look for a plunger before you poop.

Depends. Is it slowly going down? Wait a minute and flush, it might clear itself out. Is it staying level (or even rising)? Hell no - unless it’s at a place you hate, like an ex’s apartment or an old job. The terms of engagement are different then.

E: assert dominance, fuck your ex’s ass tied to the bed and then blow up their bathroom, then make your escape. Similar steps for the boss.