Meticulous attention to restoring your own future gravesite after the graverobbing will not prevent altering the future in ways impossible in the normal passage of time. Obviously, unspeakable events will unfold.
I propose, in order to prevent any time slippage issues, I offer a future grave robbing service. In the the future, when you are gone, but I am here, time travel tech will be a-ok!
So you can pay me now, and receive your own bones at any point in your life. We have a London shipping underwriters service to guarantee satisfaction and we try really hard to avoid “time crimes”, hahaha who are those time cop clowns
how am i supposed to know that they’re actually my bones though? what if you’re just shipping me some other dudes bones? I mean, i’ll take em, but i’d prefer my own brand.
Meticulous attention to restoring your own future gravesite after the graverobbing will not prevent altering the future in ways impossible in the normal passage of time. Obviously, unspeakable events will unfold.
I propose, in order to prevent any time slippage issues, I offer a future grave robbing service. In the the future, when you are gone, but I am here, time travel tech will be a-ok!
So you can pay me now, and receive your own bones at any point in your life. We have a London shipping underwriters service to guarantee satisfaction and we try really hard to avoid “time crimes”, hahaha who are those time cop clowns
how am i supposed to know that they’re actually my bones though? what if you’re just shipping me some other dudes bones? I mean, i’ll take em, but i’d prefer my own brand.
As there are no means of verifying anything to do with bones, I am insured and I offer a guarantee
Does it come with an official looking certificate?
Found the Oglaf reader.