Rich people always win. I don’t think there’s really more to it than that but I could be wrong.

Thanks for letting us know

Everybody look under your car!

I take off my robe and wizard hat

The only true wisdom is in knowing that you know.

A tender chicken would be a nice change from the jerk chicken I had the other day.

Yep that’s the joke, although I should probably have made it more obvious given that it’s the internet and there are real people who probably post this sort of stuff sincerely.

Haha science takes more faith to believe in than my religion.

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Calories in calories out is one of those things that’s technically true but useless. Fast food is designed to be morish and addictive and is very calorie dense as others have said. So technically 3000 calories is 3000 calories no matter where it comes from but if you’re actually interested in your health and losing weight the specific food you eat is going to make a huge difference to your ability to actually succeed long term.

But yeah, calories in calories out. That doesn’t mean all food is the same.

The Diving Bell and the Butterfly.

A journalist who had a stroke and got locked in syndrome wrote a memoir about his life before and after. He had to dictate it by blinking his left eye. This is the film adaptation of the memoir.

Sounds like a you problem, leave the rest of us the fuck alone please.

🎶 Glory hole 🎶

🎶 Where strangers become friends 🎶

It’s got what nonnas crave.

Never forget the treason for the season.

That’s some low self esteem shit, I hope you get better.

It’s easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than to provide compelling evidence for heaven.

Sorry couldn’t resist a bit of a jab but yes I feel like this is something a lot of believers seem to just forget when it comes to the rich people cynically exploiting their religion for selfish gain.

What? The CCP has been extremely consistent in its position that use of force is absolutely on the table.

EDIT: Fuck it’s .ml … got me again

One must imagine itsy bitsy happy

The off button

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