Lemme guess her name is Vasquez and she also smokes cigars and is a smartass to everyone.
But she’s also just one of the boys because she’s a misogynistic lesbian.
Have you ever been confused for a man?
No, have you?
boisterous laughter from all the guys
Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down.
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She grew up with 4 brothers, which is why she can throw Mankind off Hell in the Cell and plummet 16ft through the announcer’s table.
God as my witness she will split me in half.
Her father was a decorated Martian War vet, who everyone knows and is regarded for some reason as one of the most important people history.
Her father was the first one to fuck a Martian
Nah, that was me.
StarBuck from Battlestar
Katee is cheating
Dirk Benedict had a normal haircut (for the 70s)
Shit I thought it was Christy Mack
For anybody wondering:
Yes and Christie Mack.
Not so funfact: i believe her boyfriend was the guy who punched himself over tcp/ip. Not fun because he punched her too on a different occasion.
Yeah, he punched her. Among other things.
Mack began a relationship with mixed martial artist War Machine (born Jonathan Koppenhaver) in 2013. She says Koppenhaver became physically abusive toward her a few months later. The relationship ended sometime before August 2014, when Mack and her then-boyfriend Corey Thomas were assaulted by Koppenhaver in her Las Vegas home. Mack sustained eighteen broken bones, a broken nose, missing teeth, a fractured rib, a ruptured liver, and a thigh bruise that made her unable to walk for a week. Mack says Koppenhaver also attempted to rape her at knifepoint, but was unable to maintain an erection. Koppenhaver was later found guilty of sexual assault and kidnapping and sentenced to life in prison with a possibility of parole after thirty-six years.
I remember that. At the time, I was dating a girl who was a bit obsessed with Christy Mack, so she was pretty shook up. Of course, I responded “Some guy called War Machine is a massive asshole? I am SHOCKED.” Apparently that was not the right answer.
Some guy called Lord Smegma used humour at an inappropriate time? I am smegged
He’s a smeee…a smeee…a SMEEEEG HEEEEEEEAD
Fighting sports and CTE addled domestic abusers, name a more iconic combo.
Cops and small town racism
Cops and big city racism
Cops and racism
Wow, surprised trump didn’t pardon him and put him in change of DHS.
Yet
Holy fuck.
Combat sports athletes and being an abuser/rapist. Name a more iconic duo.
No seriously, it seems damn near every top dog in that industry has a history of, at minimum, credible rape and abuse allegations. Almost seems like a requirement.
Probably explains why the majority of them are MAGA too. Rapists love other rapists.
Yeah it turns out a job that starts by picking for people too violent for football and gives cte is going to have horrendous participants
that is a draconian punishment for an obscene crime. i’m not saying it doesn’t fit, but damn. only times i see judges give sentences beyond 20 is when the defendant goes out of their way to piss off the judge.
just committing this crime is enough to piss me off, which is reason alpha i don’t have the temperament to be a judge, but the extreme sentence gives me the feeling perpetrator must have been intransigent, incorrigible, showed no recognizance or remorse, stuff like that throughout the entire trial. Had a lawyer who repeatedly (to the point it appeared intentional) ignored court rules and procedures. represented himself. sovcit bullshit. stuff like that.
No
He called himself “war machine” and was the exact type of loser that you imagine he is.
She broke up with him because of his violence, she started dating, the guy got in het house, best up het date and then beat her to an inch of her life. Had she not escaped, she would have been dead
Friend of mine is a friend of her and he testified in her court case against that human shit stain, so I had some more interest in it
Most people have the weird “she is a porn actress so she had it coming” thing, i just think that violence is never okay, no matter who the victim is.
Most people have the weird “she is a porn actress so she had it coming” thing, i just think that violence is never okay, no matter who the victim is.
Jeez, like everyone watches porn … they really feel like they’re not human don’t they? people can be terrible
(almost) Everyone watches porn, yet in my experience, the vast majority of people look down on performers
I guess it’s this social status thing.
It’s similar to how in all the most religious.placea people are mostly into gay and trans porn. Noooooobody watches it, but porn sites continuously have to stream that porn there, they don’t know how that happens either, magic!
A lot of people see those they interact with sexually as lesser for it, especially if they’re ashamed of being attracted to such people. Sex workers in particular get it really bad because a lot of people are ashamed of using porn or paying for sex. But you see the same in people who fetishize fat folks and trans folks for example and it’s a huge thing with racial fetishes too.
This is at its extreme with people engaging in violence towards such people, but a lot of folks are really uncomfortable with the idea that they may be waiting in line at a grocery store behind a prostitute or the idea that a porn star may want to get involved in the pta because they care about their child’s education. Sex workers’ entire existence is reframed through the lens of their job, and their job is given the moral weight of these people’s discomfort with sex that they don’t approve of.
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Wait what… punched himself over tcp/ip? Like… because of?
I too am so confused what tcp/ip has to do with this
Maybe it’s a layer 8 ptoblem
Over as in above. He suspended himself from the ceiling à la Mission Impossible, hovered over a desk with tcp/ip on it, and punched himself.
How do you put TCP/IP on a desk?
Lmao I tried searching what else tcp/ip could mean. I gave up after the 5th page of search results. Even ddg’s ai couldn’t come up with an answer.
You have to mix it with a gel to prevent evaporation. It will last several hours like that - plenty long enough to punch yourself over it.
TIL.
Any specific gel? Do I cut the end off of an Ethernet cable and let it call out?
Maybe he was in TCP the drug. Not sure what IP could be haha
How did he punch himself over the internet? I can only imagine a boxing glove with an API.
Yeah, I’m confused as well
I need answers. What is the tcp/ip part? Like are we talking Transmission Control Protocol / Internet Protocol?Punching oneself seems like a crazy concept to begin with, but adding the tcp/ip is very confusing. “Over tcp/ip” as in “because of it”? Or are we speaking cardinal directions - he was physically above something running tcp/ip? Or is it “over tcp/ip” as in that he broadcasted it?
How do you punch yourself over tcp/ip?
I mean, sometimes I jerk off over tcp/ip, but I assume that’s different.
I think most are confused by your stateless “tcp/ip” bit.
I won’t C myself OUT.
Great true crime episode about mentioned boyfriend ‘warmachine’ https://youtu.be/j3PLLOreTLY
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Guys, calm down. The “tcp/ip” comment was clearly an autocorrect error.
It’s been two weeks and still no explanation for the tcp/ip thing here
Private Vasquez would like a word.
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Wolfie’s just fine
And if she’s a badass space smuggler, she gets aviator goggles on her forehead.
I love this cut
So does her girlfriend.
Not as much as I do
Ain’t nothing touched my nethers in six months weren’t run on batteries
Agent641, I can NOT hear this!
I could stand to hear a little more
Read that as Barbie, still checks out
I mean, this is a cool hairstyle
I’m 90% sure she is a porn star. My penis can’t forget a face.
Yup. Christy Mack. She’s awesome. Shame what happened to her though with her douchebag exboyfriend.
I don’t want to look at what happened to her on my work computer. Can you tell me what happened? Did she die or something?
Did she die or something?
Almost. I found this article: https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/police-couldnt-understand-war-machines-ex-christy-mack-because-she-didnt-have-teeth-after-beating/news-story/363ca9fa59e720e41bdb4e257a529ffb
A DETECTIVE investigating former mixed martial arts fighter War Machine’s grisly attack on his ex-porn star girlfriend says she was too battered after to give her account.
“I just couldn’t understand what she was saying but it was because she didn’t have teeth,” Mr Tomaino said at the trial.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_Machine_(mixed_martial_artist)
Jesus Christ. Good thing this dude has been in jail for at least 36 years.
Holy shit. I feel like I don’t see too many life sentences that don’t include murder
Frfr. This was not only premeditated, he was likely going to kill her with a new knife he was looking for before she ran out the back door.
Don’t bother looking up the pity Twitter posts. This wasn’t the first time he hurt someone and went to jail. Dude should have gotten the chair.
Oh my god, shit. That is awful. Dude should be in jail for attempted murder. His body is basically a weapon and has the ability to kill.
That’s an excellent point. He didn’t need one cos he IS one
Jeeeeeezuss Christ!
Here’s a long but super interesting video on the case for when you get home, made by the guys who made “What pretending to be crazy looks like”, which popped up on everyone’s feed during the pandemic.
Oh what an awful idea for a TV show.
really cool hairstyle but a pain in the ass to maintain. gotta get the sides re-shaved basically constantly
On the sides is very easy. If you get an electric hair clipper at home you can buzz it down yourself as part of your morning routine, in probably less time than an average beardless guy takes to shave his face.
When you start involving the back of your head it gets trickier.
Still can’t hold a candle to Dizzy.
this haircut is so offensive im hiding this post. i cant take it anymore.
