Buy Bit Coin
Bitcoin hits 120k
Bitcoin hits 277k
Not worth too much for me. Better is: Rheinmetall hits 1800€
Don’t get married.
How do you give Lemmy gold?
No idea. Don’t care. After I posted this I scolled down the thread and saw at least one other person had posted the exact same thing, though. :D
You a lesbian
You ADHD transgender
“You adult defect-”
“Sorry buddy, acronym’s count.”
Ehi no fair acronyms are words too
Sorry chief, this hypothetical is FUBAR
Maybe “you’re” so it doesn’t sound like name-calling?
i think it is meant to be name calling, just in a cute way, perphaps add a :3 to the end
but “you’re” is two words
This why you should learn at least one extensively agglutinative language before 18.
Quick! You must—
I don’t wanna be your enemy 😁
Don’t worry, I am already my own worst enemy!
You’re a girl
Your dong wrong.
Lmfao this is the funniest thing I’ve read all week
Glad to be of service. But I do hope your week gets better
Four words technically
Bob, WeHadAnAwakening You’reAGirl!
I get this reference, fellow old person.
10 lbs 7ozs
then say “Your a girl”
not like they’d notice
Mine Bitcoin. Hold.
Bitcoin. 120k. 2025.
Bitcoin. One hundred…
You just blew it.
sell at $100… got it! thanks future me! will do!
honestly that’s probably still a 1000x return.
but it’s not a 1000000x return!
You buy 5 bitcoins for $450 each in 2016. It’s what you can afford. You sell them for $10,000 each in 2018, timing it decently just before a bigger drop.
Congrats on your $48k.
Look at this youngin, turning 18 in 2016. Enjoy your knees and shoulders while you can.
2009-2010, you hear about this “Bitcoin” thing for the first time. You remember some old fart telling you about it years ago, but you had no idea what they were talking about and assumed they had mental problems. You decide to download it and start mining it, it doesn’t hurt anything. It just uses your CPU to mine them. You let it run and quickly forget about it. Eventually, you get tired of it slowing your computer down. You have a few thousand coins by now, so you shut the miner down and put your wallet somewhere safe. Then you forget all about it, until about 2021…
That was me. Around 2009 I remember first hearing about it and trying to buy it and quickly realizing it wasnt that easy and seemed sketcky so i just said whatever… i wonder what I would have done if I did.
My 18 was also way before (2000) this so i hope i remember it for that long. And honestly life was good up until 2009 so i wouldnt really change any of that anyway. 2009 on could have used some improvements…
Sell bitcoin 2025.
ADHD not stupid
Aww 🥲 yeah
Sell Bitcoin 2025
This tells myself to first buy Bitcoin so I have some to sell. Then gives me the year it was at the highest peak. By then I’ll be intrigued and will be paying attention. I may not hit exactly March which was the highest point but I’ll still be much better off.
Better is “Bitcoin sell 100000”
So you know to sell when it hits 100000$ whenever this is.
Math people make me laugh.
100000 is ‘one hundred thousand’. Your younger self would hear ‘Bitcoin sell one’ followed by confusing silence. Same goes for ‘Bitcoin sell 2025’, twenty twenty five, two thousand twenty five — both ways are too many words.
The fact you don’t know how to use hyphens doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t. They’ve always been more useful and less bot reeking than em-dashes.
An em dash signifies a longer pause — I’ll continue to use them however I see fit. It’s telling, though, that you assume an em dash means I’m using an AI to write.
Edit: Math friends :)
When did I say you were using AI? By all means, stick to your shitty style choices, but there’s no need to start lying about things.
👍 Yes your brain is so very big Mr. math friend — I’m sure you’ve completely outclassed every person you’ve ever met in writing.
Wait, but you’re familiar enough with AI to think em dashes = bot style… Could it be that… you’re lying? Impossible.
Me at 18 in 1980’s: “wtf is a bitcoin?”
Yes, but when it’s invented you WILL know.
damn, and I thought I was original …
I was even wondering if 2025 counts as one word for a while
I mean, why not just encrypt more data points in a large number string?
A1Z26 cipher 19,5,14,4,14,21,4,5,19
Past self: “oh look an old person having a stroke”
“Damn, I must’ve really gotten into Lost fanfic…”
Sell bitcoin 2025.25. If that works you’ll have to break me off a piece.
Two thousand twenty five dot twenty five, twenty twenty five dot twenty five, two zero two five dot two five.
I was just gonna tell me to kill myself but this one might be better.
Girl, you’re transgender.
Girl, you’re -
Suck. My. Balls.
(He’d think it’s fucking hilarious)
Don’t preorder Cyberpunk.
I’ve never understood why anyone would pre-order anything digital. Were you afraid they would run out?
The last physical game I ever had trouble finding when it released was GTA San Andreas. I really couldnt find it for about a week maybe 2 which was nuts.
“Distrust Peter Molyneux.”
You’re a bottom.
