

Money can’t buy love. Fuck Microsoft.


Money can’t buy love. Fuck Microsoft.


Well yeah. I’m just thinking going forward with all our fat troops who can’t move that much…after having poked the drone beehive they better have some kind of way to prevent drones from randomly dropping surprises here…you know, land of the free Tuesday taco and home of the depot brave?


Maybe we should start making tons of little drones. It’s a drone war now.


Happy birthday 🍰🎂 cunt!
We have one upstairs but I’m mostly down here in the shop. Why not just smear it all around and pretend it’s clean they say. They have never experienced cleanliness only possible by washing your bum on a rapid stream of water amongst the salmon.
I’m proud of you. I’ll see to it that my downstairs restroom get one. Probably not a super fancy one.


He exposed both of his hooters for that photo…shame shame. What has this world come to.
4? Ah, it’ll grow back buddy! No worries.


Barely there legally


Wait, he got implants??? Dang! He’s mighty fine for a barely there!


That’s so exciting! And you power 3 sets of IEMs with that?..
Guy wearing the IMEs…a little puff of smoke visible from the left ear…
Must be good music!
Something something… thermal expansion… something.
We recycled for that fuck to ride a flying chariot around the world.
No, his name is Carlos Godiñes!


How about a urinalusoleum?
If the free software foundation got 1 billion, it would do many times over what 300billion has done for windows, but not just the OS but the entire software ecosystem around Linux. And it would all be ours to keep.