This has gone took far! This is past pickle.

Fred! What have they done to you!

The chain shot looks like it could hurt

1g! We have like 6g now!

C’mon billionaires! This is your chance to create a totally unique planet! Get onboard an X rocket and fly your teslas out there! We are all counting on you my friends! All of you! We will need the chip guys, the real estate and building tycoons, the medicine billionaires and everyone in between, all you must go!

I’m surprised millennials didn’t kick that habit. But it was bound to happen. Alcohol doesn’t taste like something good at all.

I need one for hemorrhoids.

I remember those at the swap meet!

Well good luck out there. It hopefully works. I’ve always been bothered by the apps that require you to pay to make friends.

Thanks!

Not yet. Craigslist was a great example of free to use dating site based on a generic platform.

Just make a channel for your city and advertize it. That’s probably all there is to it. If you build it, they will cum.

What is wrong with simply getting a new Lemmy account in a dating only, location specific, channel?

I found a hole in the ground full of vampires. It was so full that the vampires come out at huge speed and squirt vampire all over the place.

That banana is real chiquita!

Hey, this is America… Got any extra bees you guys can spare?

A couchcuntatoe once told me the world is gonna row me, I hate to put his tool in the shed!

That wouldn’t be enough for me. Try $2000. I want it direct deposit. $5000 if you want me to turn it on. $6000 if you want me to put it on fox news.

Learning fusion 360 at home is like getting word or excel to use at home. Freecad is freedom like libre office.

Trump: since you have indicated 0.5seconds to Doom’s day I gone ahead and waited 0.5 seconds before pressing the big red button they told me not to press. Thanks for your attention to this mat…

100,000.5 years later… Yes, I have in did identified the source of “the signal” that ended all life on this planet.

Oh high neighbors! Oh my Johnson is just a little dirty! That’s all!

Good news!

How big would a neutrinos penis be if it had one?

A neutrino is so tiny and point‑like that the idea of it having any kind of penis simply doesn’t make physical sense at all.

So its not a kink thing.