Definition of shitpost: Shitposting refers to the act of posting low-quality, off-topic, or intentionally absurd content online—such as memes, nonsensical text, or provocative remarks—with the primary goal of derailing discussions, provoking reactions, or causing confusion with minimal effort. This is provocative and means to cause confusion, discussions, reaction with minimal effort.
I mean you called for it: f u. Ppl can be nice on the internet
I point to this one often:


You can say shit, but not ass?
Exactly. That’s my line. As soon as it exits the butthole, you can name it.
So where does douche fit in your system?
They already said as soon as it exits the butthole, you can name it.
Being nice? Literally impossible. Luckily I prefer to self deprecate

I’m not sure how lemmy works, how can I page all LoL players?
LoL gets boys riled up like any other team game but without the potential for physical confrontation present IRL people just run their mouths. 🤷
I like any shitpost that comes with a dissertation defending that it is, in fact, a shitpost.
People on Lemmy just fight, man. I guess I tried to save them some spit.
But I’m right and they are wrong on this particularly trivial topic. I need to feel like I did everything in my power to make sure they know how wrong they are.
Be an asshole IRL, instead 😈
But I don’t want to be nice to strangers on the internet, I want to take it out on you cause I can’t take it out on people in real life
But I’m a person in real life too?
no you’re not. you’re a bot!
Why does it have tire tracks on it?
it was a shadow of a wooden texture, i liked the pic, made it in 3 minutes. Not too much thought, just shitposting.
Oh I thought the kind person got run over by a drunk driver.
asshole, it says asshole
Censorship isn’t very friendly.








