Definition of shitpost: Shitposting refers to the act of posting low-quality, off-topic, or intentionally absurd content online—such as memes, nonsensical text, or provocative remarks—with the primary goal of derailing discussions, provoking reactions, or causing confusion with minimal effort. This is provocative and means to cause confusion, discussions, reaction with minimal effort.
So where does douche fit in your system?
They already said as soon as it exits the butthole, you can name it.