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Cantaloupe@lemmy.fedioasis.cc to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 hours ago

If real life loaded like a video game did, what would the loading screen tips be?

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If real life loaded like a video game did, what would the loading screen tips be?

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Cantaloupe@lemmy.fedioasis.cc to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 hours ago
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