No

How many cups and plates do you own? Why more than 1?

So much winning

Also the Epstein files are still a thing

War crimes are cool and easy to do

It sounds like you believe you are spending too much. Maybe just don’t do that.

Weed is great. Don’t drive.

Orphaned children are easily fuckable so it all makes perfect sense

‘Don’t say treason’

SERVICE GUARANTEES CITIZENSHIP

At least 30% of the population will never notice

That was Microsoft. Microslop lacks that ability.

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I like how this news comes out right after futures markets closed for the weekend. Im sure the right people got their positions in place before the bell.

What is the turtle resting on?

Its been entirely invalidated

I remember when it changed from creamy to just sugar goop that makes my teeth hurt.

More like a week

I would have told me to fuck off