GreenDust@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agoMy father the tween literary criticlemmings.worldimagemessage-square76fedilinkarrow-up1806arrow-down110
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minus-squarePiraHxCx@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up139·3 days ago“I-I’m only reading the Twilight Saga to know if it’s appropriate for my daughter *sweats profusely* I-I don’t have a shrine to Edward in my closet!”
minus-squareits_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up54·3 days agoDad was team Jacob all the way until the last book.
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up67·3 days agoAll adults I know are Team “Get Fucking Therapy You’re Like 100 Years Older Than Her Or A Dog.”
minus-squareits_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up28·3 days agoStephenie Meyer writing Jacob in the last book:
minus-squareGalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-219 hours agoDonald Trump was unironically obsessed with Edward Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s relationships. Had multiple crashouts on Twitter about it. https://ew.com/news/2017/02/05/donald-trump-kristen-stewart-tweets/
minus-squareBananaIsABerry@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoConsidering he’s been heavily involved in the romantic relationships of many teenagers, it’s just par for the course for him.
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoSounds like this sweaty man has a shrine of every Twilight character, other than Edward, in his closet.
“I-I’m only reading the Twilight Saga to know if it’s appropriate for my daughter *sweats profusely* I-I don’t have a shrine to Edward in my closet!”
Dad was team Jacob all the way until the last book.
All adults I know are Team “Get Fucking Therapy You’re Like 100 Years Older Than Her Or A Dog.”
Stephenie Meyer writing Jacob in the last book:
Donald Trump was unironically obsessed with
EdwardRobert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s relationships. Had multiple crashouts on Twitter about it.https://ew.com/news/2017/02/05/donald-trump-kristen-stewart-tweets/
Lol Robert Pattinson, you mean
Lol you right you right
Considering he’s been heavily involved in the romantic relationships of many teenagers, it’s just par for the course for him.
Sounds like this sweaty man has a shrine of every Twilight character, other than Edward, in his closet.
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