There’s no way they didn’t mean the layer of tp dust that comes from some extra soft brands of toilet paper.

While I don’t agree, your post is shittier than OPs

I’m not saying this dude is right for any of his actions, but also this comment is mega creepy.

Next up, we asked a shoe to write a haiku but it was beaten by a 30 year old HaikuMaker™®©.

I have a good computer with a mid size inbox (too lazy to delete), fast internet, and like 4 different mail providers.

It’s still slow. I don’t hate it though.

This is like a food truck with extra steps.

Bet that one was started by all those dastardly programmers that wear knee high socks!

Don’t forget the, “I’m a very wealthy man”, televangelist who owns at least 3 personal jets.