I can’t find a single reference to this book in any respected library or bookstore catalog. I believe it’s been created out of whole cloth purely to make fools of the rest of us.
Does Penguin even publish self-help books?
Self-help POETRY book.
The irony
Check out its companion book:
How to feign interest and mislead people:
A guide to being painfully uninteresting.
Socially Awkward Penguin Books.
Was it written by someone with a lot of factually incorrect “fun facts” who when corrected will try to play them off as “just a joke”?
Either I’m Awesome…
… or You’re Too Uptight.
Schrödinger’s Guide
to Achieving Social Dominance
and Avoiding Accountability
I would hope that by now, after at least a half decade of dumb idiot assholes with ‘comedy’ podcasts taking over comedy, that there is more to comedy than being a dumb brash idiot asshole.
c/reactionmemes
Me when someones joke had dahmer dating a woman hahahahaha
Well that’s just absurd.
Well, that needs to be tweeted to Elon Musk whenever he tries to be cool by telling some lame ‘joke’.
If you did that, you’d be owning yourself, as the joke is that correcting jokes will lead to you dying alone.







