“Have you considered cocaine?”
when your nutrition app has a contract with Suntory
You could also try losing a leg. Those are pretty heavy.
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LLM-fueled?
This feels illegal
I hear meth is also good at suppressing your appetite.
Or you could get aides
A nutritionist and a personal chef? I don’t have that kind of money.
Perhaps, but I hear it may have certain side effects…
AI dietologist 🔥
cancer definitely makes you lose calories, I am a diet app and very smart
Pattern: Death
Try dying
We noticed when people die they consume significantly less to no calories
The fat comes right off.
the maggots eat it. yum.
Sowreee ofeesir, I’m on diet
I’m charging you with Diet Under the Influence!
The calories don’t count if I pass out before I log them.
It kinda works for me. Sipping on a whiskey works to shift the craving for chips after I’ve already eaten dinner. Of course, that goes out the window if I don’t keep it to the one drink.
…I mean, this isn’t automatically bad advice. Kinda depends on the quantity and frequency of the alcohol vs calories. If you’re having a glass of wine at the end of an otherwise nutritionally well-executed day; vs going apeshit with candy, soda, chips, etc - but not drinking; the former is definitely the better of the two. Recognizing and leveraging those kinds of patterns are key to making some new change into a habit.
Especially if you treat this as a stepping stone to develop some good habits while weening off of bad ones - for that to work you need to tolerate some degree of bad ones as you dial them closer and closer to zero.
Perfect is the enemy of good.
Alcohol makes me eat more
Could it be that you forget to write down calories after a sufficient amount of alcohol?
