Even with their horrible education ranking you would think they would’ve noticed this.

Actually on second thought, they probably did this because of their shitty education.

Shut down the marketing boys!

Fizzgurt! has already been done.

I see what you are saying. I should use yogurt with carbonated water instead.

Thanks!

Racoon, and Thunder also have swipe features.

She also did it all Church like. She knew she wasn’t in a concert listening to the Devil’s music.

I know that tone of “Let’s talk.”

Kid, if anything ever goes wrong that requires intelligence, you are now in a very short of list of kids to blame first.

Either way you got your message across.

Thank you. Joined.

Thanks! Joined.

I fostered a cat. When I gave him catnip, I saw his pupils expand and he started jumping around from furniture tp furniture.

I have fostered like 6 cats and volunteered at an animal shelter. I have never seen that reaction before.

We found the cat a good hone. The new pet parent sent us pictures. Cat seemed happy.

I’d join this meme date Lemmy community in an instance.

showjob brojob

The rubbing of shoulders is mimicked by priests to altar servers to this day. They were copying Jesus.

There was an article written about this.

Apparently the nudes of Abigail Shapiro is really of a camgirl named Rachel MFC.

Evil temptation is supposed to be tempting. Elizabeth Hurley in Bedazzled taught me that.

My friend was talking to his mom on the phone. He checks his pockets and starts panicking. He thought he lost his phone.

So I start helping him look for it…

After a couple of minutes he realized he was using it.

He thought I was fucking with him.

I wasn’t. I just had a brain fart moment.

Maybe it was the weed.

Damn, Disney hasn’t went this hard with memevertisement since Mandolorian.

This is why Moe Szyslak hates Bart.

Now let me tell you about the story of the conception. A virgin can be a virgin while giving birth to a chestbuster.

Makes sense. Facehugger dies on Good Friday. Some time later a chestbuster is alive. By Easter Sunday the Xenomorph is back again from the tomb of its host.

I too have played Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater.

Seems easy enough.