I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like “I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory” or “I’m as tall as a tree thats my height”.

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    3 days ago

    "Do you know why that side is longer? "( Pointing at V formation of seagals flying over)

    … “There’s more birds on that side”

    It’s so fucking dumb and all about timing