I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like “I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory” or “I’m as tall as a tree thats my height”.
I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like “I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory” or “I’m as tall as a tree thats my height”.
So you know how geese fly in that V-formation to reduce air resistance?
You know how sometimes the one arm of the “V” is longer than the other?
You know why that is?
spoiler
Because that side has more geese.
Best told while you’re just out shooting the shit walking around outside when you can point out some geese acting like you’re just pointing out another fun nature fact.
Fuck I said the same thing with seagulls lol
I hate that the joke makes me laugh, but I think it’s mostly because my spouse hates it, so I just look at the birds if I see them now, and shes like NO!