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deranger@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

major dick bong

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major dick bong

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deranger@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    The name’s Bong. Richard Bong.

    • nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca
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      Do WASP parents know their sons are going to by Dick when they name them Richard?

      Asking because there’s a guy named Dick Pound and I’m just picturing Mr. And Mrs. Pound with this newborn baby and being like “we will name him Richard. He will go by Dick. With a hard D”.

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        NASCAR legend, Dick Trickle.

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    That look on his face says he’s heard this joke a million times already.

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    The Ace of Aces

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    Bing Bong

    Bing Bong from PEAK

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    Bing Bong?

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      yeah but less pink and more p38 multi ace air predator top ace of ww2 iirc

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    Imagine being assigned to Major Bing Bong on your first day

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    Truly anything can be a bong.

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    Imagine if this was the guy we sent to referee the Ping Pong matches after the Vietnam War.

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      Are you refering to the Ping Pong tournament that he ran in the Quảng Ninh province of Vietnam? I heard that, after the tournament had finished, he thought it would be nice, in the spirit of friendship, if each team sang the national anthem of another. Well, needless to say, this caused a bit of tension, and many lyrics were, accidentally or not, mangled. This lead to tempers flaring, quite a bit of shouting, and, I’m sorry to say, the tension spilled over and a fight broke out between the US and Vietnamese teams.

      The incident was later refered to as the Dick Bong Hạ Long Ping Pong Sing Song Ding Dong.

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    How do I know this isn’t AI Michael Cera?

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    Hey, it’s the guy they named the I-35 bridge in Duluth after

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    What porn movie is this again? Must see!

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