100% that labradoodle’s face is saying “fuck now she’s gonna be asking me when I’m gonna propose for the next six months”
“Humans are just imperfect crabs.” - @pH3ra@CubitOom@lemmy.ml
Trying to be the best crab I can.
100% that labradoodle’s face is saying “fuck now she’s gonna be asking me when I’m gonna propose for the next six months”
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we live in such a strange fucking timeline
bro light that shit and change your perspective


bro that is sister wife starter kit.


All that they’re great at is detouring, distancing, playing down, doubling-tripling down, disassociating, strawmen and more illogical fallacies.
it’s all they have, facts have an overwhelming liberal bias; science and research keep making them look like fools for their decisions and lifestyles; they’re going to try to repeal the 19th amendment because they’re tired of losing the votes from half the population.
never do they try to fix their problems, address the needs of their base, it’s always doubling down on hating some portion of the population that must be to blame, see POC, transfolk, the dark scourge of ANTIFA etc
tis a banger.
I also like Chicken on a raft.
I think I’ve overcome my insecurities suddenly. if this is the alternative, conservative levels of confidence it is!


you’re so gung ho for tearing down the infrastructure mate, I think I know the point.
if you have a better plan by all means lay it out, but ‘tear it all down’ fucks so many you don’t care about.


sure thing bud. you’ve been there but want it back, I do not believe you.


a completely hypothetical thought exercise of course…
every time one gets offed, pay off a hundred teachers’ school loans.
it’ll accelerate fantastically.


Gotta destroy it first, and there will be… so much resistance against that.
yeah some weirdos just love running water and electricity so grandma doesn’t cook / suffocate.
look, I get it, you can’t see any way to make things better, but you only have to smell bodies once or go a week without water coming from the faucet to start appreciating that perhaps… destroy it all first isn’t the best plan we can come up with.


man a young John Leguizamo would totally rock that role playing Luigi M.


give them all a platform they can dish on - propublica, 404, wired’s great reporting, jacobin, mother jones, dailykos - there’s a fuckton of fantastic journalism on the left that goes nowhere because we don’t have a fox-level advocate echoing it - msnbc is at best a milquetoast echo of a lefty leaning platform.


what did they do to you to deserve such a shit fate?
eric and don jr for sure… the dorito bandito doesn’t strike me as a coke head. I dunno, ymmv
my kiddo always used to get an introspective, distant gaze, then furrow their brow like they were doing calculus in their head… then plop;
yep. lights are on but no one’s home
oooOOohh look at mr big spender here with their fancy thousand dollar abortions.