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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Musk says Tesla is moving Full Self-Driving to a monthly subscription

www.cnbc.com

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Musk says Tesla is moving Full Self-Driving to a monthly subscription

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Tesla is lagging Waymo in autonomous mobility as the Alphabet-owned driverless car service topped 450,000 paid weekly rides in December.
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    Leave the World Behind is a documentary.

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    Another Musk business model that’ll die… But not before he grifts stupid shareholders…

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      I do like shorting Tesla, it’s expensive, but it just feels good

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        You short Tesla stock? Have you ever timed it and made a profit on it? I know there’s been pockets that it could have been profitable to you. But seems to me that you’d just be feeding money to actual shareholders.

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    If you buy a Tesla you deserve a Tesla.

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    On Tesla’s third-quarter earnings call in October, CFO Vaibhav Taneja said that “the total paid FSD customer base is still small, around 12% of our current fleet.”

    Gonna be lower soon. LoL 😂

    How is this fool a billionaire? Oh, yeah. Peter Thiel using him as a distraction.

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    Oh jeez, enshittification is so fast with today’s companies…

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    Fools and their money are soon parted - over and over again if they’re Tesla fanboys.

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    No thanks, Nazi.

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    “Oh think I’ll treat myself to a month of gamble driving”

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    I feel so dumb over here having paid off my current car and giving no subscription money to anyone to use all the features of my car. I’m a fool!

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    You have got to be a goddamn moron to buy a Tesla.

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    Scumfuck needs to hit his trillion dollar payout somehow

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    Good maybe people will stop using it then. What am I saying they bought a Tesla of course they’re going to keep using it.

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    So if your subscription runs out while driving does the Tesla just stop on the road or does it immediately drive back to the dealership till you pay it?

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      It’s only for the “Full Self driving” feature. It would likely just disable the feature.

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      Burst into flames

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        Facts!

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    Can you opt to pay imaginary money for it since it is an imaginary feature?

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    Anyone who still thinks he’s a genius should be mocked mercilessly.

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      To be fair, he’s a genius in continuesly scamming people without losing their faith in him. Although it’s less geniusness and more stupidity of other people. Yeah he’s not a genius, he’s a scammer. Not even an artist at it.

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