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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 17 hours ago

I'm calling the police.

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I'm calling the police.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 17 hours ago
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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    17 hours ago

    Who the fuck eats pasta and rice?

    • rockstarmode@lemmy.world
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      2 hours ago

      As a person of Pacific Islander descent, rice is awesome and goes with everything.

      Also if you’re on a budget rice is a cheap way to fill your stomach.

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      Carbivores?

      • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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        I thought they went extinct during the late Diabetassic

        • Honytawk@feddit.nl
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          No, those were the Glucosaurs.

          The carbivores roamed the Earth during the Carbiniferous time period, when the great noodle rains and ricevalances happened.

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            Praise the noodley appendage! Ramen

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      You know that there’s no real rules about food, you can eat whatever you want with whatever you want, you can make a cheese and mayo sandwich using weetbix as the bread if you want.

      Your stomach will tell you when you’ve fucked up.

      • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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        nah just reading that samdwich recipe my stomach lets me know someone fucked up somewhere

      • Victor@lemmy.world
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        Nobody’s saying it’s against the rules. But certain rules are just unwritten because it’s gross. It’s not like the pasta alone is an insufficient portion anyway.

      • ubergeek@lemmy.today
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        Brb, making a cheese and mayo on weetabix

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          You’re gonna need a big drink with that tho.

      • Bonus@lemmy.world
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        13 hours ago

        Tell it to r/ItalianFood

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          Nawww, then I have to go to Reddit… can’t I just offend the Italians on here?

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            I don’t think it’s possible to offend us as much as the real Italians there. They sort of have the market cornered on this in particular.

          • Frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            Just avoid salting your pasta water. It’s easy.

            • dumbass@aussie.zone
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              Yeah I don’t salt my pasta water, I chuck a shit tonne of chicken stock in there.

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                Somewhere, an Italian grandmother has died of shock.

                • dumbass@aussie.zone
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                  5 hours ago

                  I’ma sorry.

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      15 hours ago

      Struggle dinner

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      Not me. Not without mashed potatoes and gravy.

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      Not the most pressing question I had but we can start there I geuss.

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      12 hours ago

      Rice and vermicelli is rice and pasta, and it’s wildly common, especially the cheap bagged side dish stuff.

      So I guess I do.

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