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General_Effort@lemmy.world to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 9 个月前

You're Welcome, Grandma!

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You're Welcome, Grandma!

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General_Effort@lemmy.world to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 9 个月前
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  • NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de
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    What are the other 2 words?

    • NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Found it: “Calm down, Grandma”

      https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/three-word-comeback-best-phrase-35887889

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        👍👍 Oh yeah I’ll try this in the next argument with my girlfriend, thanks science

        • Patches@ttrpg.network
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          Remember to ask her if she is ovulating, or on her period first

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            Who lit the fuse on your tampon? Always helps I find.

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              “who lit the fuse on your tampon, grandma?”

              gonna go ask my wife that, will advise on my survival

              edit: wife said it was too late for grave digging but i should get the shovel out early tomorrow morning

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              Brb needed a breakup line, thanks

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    deleted by creator

  • ruuster13@lemmy.zip
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    “Egghead neuroscientist grandma” feels like it would disarm me.

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    What do I say if it’s my actual grandma insulting me (she is really harsh with the slurs).

    • The Bard in Green@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz
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      My grandmother was like that. She literally left me the stick my grandfather used to beat my dad his and brothers.

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    I don’t know. My grandma was jacked. She was a rather imposing figure.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      sounds like she needs to calm down a little

  • ook@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Well at least they didn’t call him Grandma Burnett. That would be so awkward.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      why?

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    Egghead? Back in my day they called them “boffins”

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    Is it “Good day, sir!”?

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