Get the feeling the piss drawer is their most closely guarded room at the center of the hive.

Would feeding dolphins Asparagus be eco terrorism? Or?

So if one of them ever gets caught in the rain? They’re “dead to me”

If only. Would not be surprised to break core functionality.

I suppose the argument is that those ‘features’ are not core.

Nobody needs to use their phone to control their washing machine.

All of you are missing the point.

CEOs and The Board are the same people. The majority of CEOs are board members at other companies, and vice-versa. It’s a big fucking club and you ain’t in it.

Why would they do this to themselves?

Secondly, we already have AI running companies. You think some CEOs and Board Members aren’t already using this shit bird as a god? Because they are

I could imagine a world where whole virtual organizations could be spun up, and they can just run in the background creating whole products, marketing them, and doing customer support, etc.

Perhaps we could have it sell Paperclips. With the sole goal of selling as many paperclips as possible.

Surely, selling something as innocuous as paperclips could never go wrong.

Well you will be happy to hear that AI does make calculated risks but they are not based on reality so they are in fact - risks.

You can’t just type “Please do not hallucinate. Do not make judgement calls based on fake news”

Except to, you know. All of the people who depended on that company to eat

I don’t even know who does it worse.

People who have absolutely zero experience with children judging

Or the other parents who had a child that gave them no issues from birth. ‘Just politely ask them’ and they will be good. It ‘worked for me’.

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Can show you the secrets of the universe using a DMT Pen and…

Anyone else get “Thinking quickly, Dave constructs a homemade megaphone, using only some string, a squirrel, and a megaphone.” vibes.

We will not find the solution to eternal youth in a Lemmy Shitpost.

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In Steam (Windows/Linux) you can set any button on the controller to be whatever the hell you want. Another button, a mouse, a command, keyboard, anything.

That’s part of the appeal.

He is already leaking fluids, and solids, on a daily basis. There are multiple confirmed reports.

Not sure what gasket you are referring to

Remember to ask her if she is ovulating, or on her period first

Remember when we thought it was Olive oil and salads? Or when it was…

Turned out it was universal healthcare?

Looks identical to the moon you see everyday

Given the Tick-Tock pattern of Windows OS and 11 being the bad cop tock

That honestly would probably get higher adoption numbers if for other reason than historical expectations.

Windows 3, 95, 98, Vista, 7, 8, 10, 11…