My home is itself a container. I choose that.
My whole apartment. Joke’s on you it’s a shipping container!
^ Hiro Protagonist up in here.
Into my largest suitcase: cash, medicine, important paperwork, yearbooks, favorite childhood stuffed animals, a week of everyday clothes, photo albums, every greeting card my husband has ever given me, as much makeup and nail polish as I can fit (shit’s expensive!), phone, kindle, the watercolor I had commissioned of my dog who is no longer with us, and my box of yorkshire gold
I have a 40 for shipping container beside my house. I’m good.
My teddy bear that I still have, my black belt, my parents photos
Anything else I can burn
- closet safe that has precocious metals and money in it.
- the NAS
- my one cat that doesn’t constantly shit on the floor
Basic clothes, because it’s hard to find things that fit
My home is itself a container. I choose that.
You have reminded me to catalogue the collection
Consider making a list of everything you own, including brand and model. If you ever have a house fire, it’ll be the single most worthwhile thing you’ve ever done. There are entire companies dedicated to maximizing your insurance payout after a total loss; All they do is ensure you’re listing makes and models (or at least specs) for everything.
Insurance companies have gigantic lists of the absolute cheapest items on the market for common household items. If you list “toaster” on your insurance list, the insurance company will only pay out for the cheapest toaster on the market. The more specific your listing is, the less wiggle room they have to cheap out on you. That service will increase your payout by listing specifics. They change it from “toaster” to “pink retro-style four-slice toaster with bagel and defrost settings”, and your payout for that toaster goes from $3 to $280.
My towel
And your award for the fjords, I assume.
Now this is a frood who really knows where his towel is
OK, you know what, I declare my house the container. Now what?
The container with all your belongings is incinerated.
I mean it depends on how big the container is and whether or not my cat is included in “everyone”. If not my cat then my PC and books
It’s whatever you already have available to use, and I’d say anyone alive, be they human, cat, or alligator, is included in everyone.
kafka, only one kafka container and I can solve the performance issues. just let it be async dude.
Guns, cash, photos, safe contents.
Everything else is replaceable.
edit: I realize the guns are replaceable, but not like go to the corner store and buy same day replaceable. And I might need them.
Can we just agree to let all the guns incinerate please
Hmm, why? I’m generally a pacifist, but I don’t see us getting out of our current global predicament without some violence.
Now is hardly the time to disarm.
If someone is burning your house down, it seems very likely you would have an immediate use for guns.
IDs and computing devices.
