Makeup is “chemicals that destroy your skin”? What on earth.

Is there a green gatorade?

Pet Sounds by The Beach Boys

Yeah because itain’t the front and itain’t the back

Shirling

We had Lace Bouquet:

Oh fuck I thought this was a bird’s-eye view of somebody’s head

I need to go to bed

Couldn’t you just suggest “On se tutoie?”?

Could watch a thousand times: Grease.

Ugh I love the smell of lantana 💚

Pick my nose and wipe it on the interviewer’s desk, and acknowledge nothing.

Mortgage, no question.

Lightly steamed with a little lemon juice, salt, and pepper.

That motherfucker’s always spiked with pain

It’s been a long time since I built a snow fort, but I was partial to the mason method. Of course there must be a snowball cache! Because I know my sister is lurking somewhere…

Wow! Are you interested in seeing snow in person someday, or nah?

Yet… if they’re unable to pay with SNAP because the funding is cut off, wouldn’t that law be inapplicable?

Annnnnny day now…

Ah, I see now - that’s a very good point!

If you re-read what I wrote, you’ll see that’s not at all what I’m saying. Regardless I’m done with this conversation because this:

I’m sorry to be pedantic

No you’re not.

is unnecessarily rude. Have a great day.