Pet Sounds by The Beach Boys

Yeah because itain’t the front and itain’t the back

Shirling

We had Lace Bouquet:

Oh fuck I thought this was a bird’s-eye view of somebody’s head

I need to go to bed

Couldn’t you just suggest “On se tutoie?”?

Could watch a thousand times: Grease.

Ugh I love the smell of lantana 💚

Pick my nose and wipe it on the interviewer’s desk, and acknowledge nothing.

Mortgage, no question.

Lightly steamed with a little lemon juice, salt, and pepper.

That motherfucker’s always spiked with pain

It’s been a long time since I built a snow fort, but I was partial to the mason method. Of course there must be a snowball cache! Because I know my sister is lurking somewhere…

Wow! Are you interested in seeing snow in person someday, or nah?

Yet… if they’re unable to pay with SNAP because the funding is cut off, wouldn’t that law be inapplicable?

Annnnnny day now…

Ah, I see now - that’s a very good point!

If you re-read what I wrote, you’ll see that’s not at all what I’m saying. Regardless I’m done with this conversation because this:

I’m sorry to be pedantic

No you’re not.

is unnecessarily rude. Have a great day.

The person I was replying was “guaranteeing” that a 300lb person can lift at least 300lbs. I’m sure your father was strong but he was a professional gymnast. He’s an outlier. And genuinely, good for your dad - that’s great. But the vast majority of 300lb people aren’t super fit. They can’t all lift 300lbs and this is what I’m arguing. I’m not talking specifically about your dad, I’m replying to the other poster who was making a ridiculous generalization.

I’m sorry to be pedantic, but you said:

How much do you think a 300 lb person can lift? I guarantee it’s at least 300 lbs.

And I’m telling you it’s unlikely they can lift 300lbs. Deadlift, lunge, squat. Because that weight is in addition to the body weight they’re used to carrying. And even for bench, pull-up, or chin-up, they are unlikely to be able to complete even one rep because those require upper body and core strength, which are not naturally built just by dint of being obese.