Gaspump necktie golfball Thursday purple nine.
ETA the obligatory “the fuck you talkin’ about, man‽”
I’m dyslexic. Somebody tell me What the fuck am I trying to read?
It’s just a mash up of conservative buzz words. It’s not a proper sentence
It’s okay, this text showed me how it’d feel to be dyslexic
Now read it in a Boomhauer voice.
This was a direct quote from Trump.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
Source? I want to hear him say the word salad.
c/IHadAStroke ?
I thought c/aneurysmposting
That might be it. I was guessing since it’s not one I subscribe to.
It’s not me right? I’m not smelling toast and my face feels ok. I thought for a minute it was me having a medical issue.
totally not me:
You had a stroke because your mom cancelled your WoW sub?
What?
I’ve been especially impressed by the prescience of Bo Burnham’s line in Welcome to the Internet - “Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids.”
As far as I know, it hasn’t become a quote from an actual right-wing nonsense-driveler yet, but it might as well be.
pretty much. they try these things one toe at a time and see what actually gets blowback
The fuck
Ikr? I haven’t even had any drugs and I can’t make sense of memes?
Brain worms giving you problems?
I thought LLMs were better than this.
He said it best. Thanks, pardner 🤠
Bondulance?
my stronk 😔
Frontier Gibberish
