That just made the mental image 10x worse.

And then the first time you learned about T9. Game changer.

I have the same question about PureVPN.
Does Pure fly under the radar, or just not as well known?

I’ve been using it for years and never any problems.

We’re truly fucked as a society if the word “stole” offends/triggers/shocks anyone.

With cookies like these, you can’t just go right for the center. You have to nibble around the edges a bit and work your way in slowly. Always good to have another cookie in your hand while working on the first. Then trade off… A little taste from this one, a little from the other.

… Then go full cookie monster.

Snow White and the Dwarf

One Man and a Baby

Clerk

The First House on the Left

“So there I was, walking nude on the beach. I tripped and fell right on to one of those new beer bottles that someone just happened to stick into the sand upside-down.”

“Get out…”

“No, no, that’s what really happened.”

“No, I mean, get the fuck out of this hospital.”

This one is tough. I wasn’t an Ozzy super fan or anything, but at the time I grew up (70s - 80s), there was no avoiding him.
I listen to some of the older Black Sabbath songs differently now as well, and have a different appreciation for them. Doesn’t stop me from doing some air guitar in the car though.

🤘RIP Ozzy🤘 You certainly didn’t die as an ordinary man.

Actually it’s more like, “now we can justify spending more US tax dollars building even larger bombs that will penetrate deeper into underground bases.”

Little baby Trump must have really had some diaper rash from all of the taco memes after he mentioned the two-week window.

Any American blood spilled by Iran if/when they retaliate will be on Trump’s hands.

Why? Greed.
And they’re not even shy about it.

I made this comment some time ago on another thread about YouTube ads.
With the sheer number of concurrent users, worldwide, 24/7, YouTube could show one ad every three or four videos, and still make a mind boggling amount of money.
But if some money is good, more must be better, right?

Vuvuzela

Is it a fart? Do I roll the dice? Yeah, I should be goo… ::sigh:: Cleanup, aisle 12.

For more information on the crack spider’s bitch…

Lousy Smarch weather…

Well… Nuclear apocalypse is certainly one way to ensure that we won’t need to pay federal income tax any longer.

I bet they’re sacredelicious.

I’m down $7k, so far.
I should have bailed early, but the tax hit would have been just as bad.

I’m swearing more than just bullets.