Neanderthals’ cultural practices, similar to those of Indigenous peoples, might be the answer to the mystery of their high δ¹⁵N values. Ancient hominins were butchering, storing, preserving, cooking, and cultivating a variety of items. All these practices enriched their paleo menu with foods in forms that nonhominin carnivores do not consume. Research shows that δ¹⁵N values are higher for cooked foods, putrid muscle tissue from terrestrial and aquatic species, and, with our study, for fly larvae feeding on decaying tissue.
I mean, this makes sense. Other primates eats grubs. But I would never have come up with this theory without someone else suggesting it first.
Note to self: If you ever invent time travel and are invited to have lunch with a neanderthal tribe… politely decline!
Pack a lunch in your time machine.
Yup. Just some unwrapped fermented meat sandwiches and a couple of horny flies. What could go wrong?!
It’s very interesting that they were able to eat rotting meat without getting sick. I believe some cultures still do. I practice this skill, but eating beef that’s a little off still makes my stomach upset.
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Botulism entered the chat…
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Hmm, very interesting… That explains a lot.
Turns out Arbys has had the Neanderthal menu all along.
I wonder if neanderthals would’ve liked casu martzu cheese then.
Jesus, you know that became a thing because one stubborn guy was like, “The cheese went bad??? Fuck it, I’m not losing my money! Get your fly cheese here!”
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Ohh . . . not the Dutch.
Sounds like gagh.






