Perpetually tired mental health counselor, sometimes retro game streamer, comedian, Mensan, coffee connoisseur, bacon lover, chronic pain survivor, nefarious pirate, and generally all-round nice dude…
You can’t hang an awesome horn up like that and not expect everyone not to honk it…
That’s like putting out a bell and telling people they can’t ring it!
It’s like something you’d expect to see out of Saw…
I want to play a game…
No really…
And above all that “CURSE YOU, BAYLE!!!”
That’s not really a shitpost. That’s fucking good!
Reminds me of a stinger for Adult Swim or something from the early days of MTV animation or the art style Liquid Death uses.
I thought exactly the same…
Drink 2 of those a day and you’re up to pack a day smoker levels of frivalous spending! Then again, I’ve seen people drop that much on a glorified chocolate milk at Starbucks…
Always on the lookout for new irrational fears!
Canned, already brewed coffee from a company called Snapchill.
Looking at their site, a 6-pack is $30… No thanks…
Step outside into the heat and your sweat will instantly steam them out. Thanks global warming!
“Dry-cleaners hate this one millenial secret!”
Except this wasn’t done by the democrats… Literally the first sentence of the article.
A Republican-led effort to block one of President Joe Biden’s student loan debt relief programs in court has succeeded just days before it was set to go into effect.
You’re voting for the people who just put your head on the chopping block…
So that’s how you get into porn…
Hey idiot… It’s called a student visa and all of the people I know who were here on one got their green cards shortly after graduating. That’s not some new genius idea… It’s how the system is meant to work…
Gonna leave a bit of advice for any young folks that might see this. Something I wish to god someone had told me when I was 20.
Start an annuity plan. They’re generally stable, all but guaranteed to accrue money. You can set a percentage of your paycheck to be deposited automatically into the account. If you have the option to do this through your employer, do it, find out if they match the deposit like mine. Put 10% of your paycheck in there. After 10 years, I have $40,000 sitting in a retirement account with a progressive series of bonds set to mature in between now and my retirement age. Those bonds will roll back into shorter term bonds as they mature, and add more value to the account. My projected retirement age is still 72, but at least I know that money is there.
Also, after 4 years, the account matures and you’re able to borrow against it, like collateral for a loan. So if I wanted to right now, I could take that money and use it as a down payment on a house. I’ll be expected to put it back, but the interest is generally lower than a home owner’s loan.
RLS woke me up at 6am… I feel oddly well rested. Does that count?
Next update: Well, we never actually removed the feature because it’s already irrevocably engrained in the file system. It can’t be turned off or opted out of because it’ll cause your hard drive to explode. Instead, we’ve buried it so deep that only hackers, malware, the government, and Facebook will be able to make use of it.
Tylenol, acetaminophen in the US.
It’s paracetamol everywhere else.
The whole cast is amazing. I had no idea they had so many people from TNG on there until my wife told me last night…
Let’s also not forget Keith David… That man could talk me to sleep any time…